The doctors only gave him one crutch. On his seventh birthday, Max was given a lemur. It was about the size of a peanut, and hairless, like a peanut. So, Max called the lemur Peanut. Max's physical defect was contagious, you see, so it didn't take long for the lemur to catch on the physical defect, in the same leg. The family had no choice but to amputate the leg and replace it with a wheel. This
certain physical defect moved on to other parts of the body if it wasn't treated quick. After the leg had been replaced by a wheel, they discovered that it was too late, and the defect had moved on to the other leg, so that leg was replaced by a wheel. All throughout the house, all day long, a faint squeeking could be heard, echoing through the house. It was too late. The defect had moved onto the tail. Unfortunately, that was replaced by a wheel....They replaced it with a wheel because Peanut liked to drag his tail around. After a few days in non-physical defect land, apart from Max, the gobsmacked family discovered that the defect had moved onto the eyes....So every time the poor lemur blinked, it's eyes would fall out onto the floor, and someone had to put them back in. Not very good when nobody was home, I can tell you that. So they decided to give the lemur surgery and sew the eyes back into the sockets. It moved onto the head. The parents had had enough of Max's lemur named Peanut, so, one day, when Max was at a friends place, they chopped the head off, and told Max it had been hit by a car.
