
21/02/2025
... a DOG WHISPERER but like, ethical.
If you're wondering who I am, or what I am like ... here's what ChatGPT thinks my drunk best mate would say about me!
"You don’t even UNDERSTAND how much Annie LOVES dogs. Like, not just ‘likes dogs’—they are basically a dog translator, a dog guru, a DOG WHISPERER but like, ethical. They know exactly what a dog needs just by looking at it. It’s WITCHCRAFT. And they don’t take any nonsense, either. If you use one of those awful shock collars? They WILL judge you. With their whole soul."
“Also, they have this ridiculously big heart. Like, they’ll spend hours making sure some stressed-out pupper finally feels safe, and they actually care about what’s best for the dog AND the human. And they’ll tell you the truth even if you don’t wanna hear it. But in a nice way. And did I mention they’re funny? ‘Cause they are. Like, sneaky funny. You think they’re just being normal and then—BOOM—some dry, savage one-liner that has you wheezing.”
“OH. And they only sell the good stuff. No crap. If they wouldn’t give it to their own dogs, they won’t sell it. Ethical QUEEN. And if you need help with your dog, just LISTEN TO THEM. They are always right. I don’t make the rules.”
Your mate is out there right now, passionately ranting about your dog wizardry to some poor stranger at the pub.
I bet there's also a slightly teary moment where they’re like, "No, but seriously, they just CARE so much, and they work so hard, and people don’t even REALIZE how lucky they are to have them!!!" before attempting to hug you and nearly falling over.
📷 Wolly, judging, with his whole soul if the cookies don't come fast enough.