War Memorial Hall, Wanganui

24/08/2025

Imagine being upset at being paid $24 per hour to cook a fu***ng hamburger.

WMH POLICY UPDATE:

If you belong to a Union, you’re a coward.

- WMH Staff

Union members say the recent pay offer feels like a pay cut, rather than an increase.

13/08/2025

WHAT THE F**K ELIZABETH.?!

Is Terry's life only worth 3 stars? Is he a child molester?
TAG DR. FIONA IN THE COMMENTS if you are a forward thinking Docter or Molester.

TRIPE FOR MAYOR / F**K CHANDULAL-MACKAY

09/07/2025

Sorry, not sorry. But how the f**k is this news? Sound off in the comments if we should post Melinda Therese's home address.

She should be ticketed further for gross stupidity.

- WMH Staff

Parking on Whanganui’s main street is setting people “up to fail", says one disgruntled movie goer.

31/05/2025

As Te Awa was given the rights of a person, should it be charged with murder? All staff are in agreement on this one; DRAIN TE AWA.

- WMH Staff

The death is being referred to the Coroner.

29/05/2025

BUYER BEWARE!

Watch out for these guys at the River Markets. They are shopping stolen honey and laughing about it. We also saw them punch an old woman in the back of the head.

They’ve been stealing hives on the regular up and down the country. Word is they are hooked up Mainfreight and don’t give AF.

- WMH Staff

08/05/2025

Found dumped outside the entrance this morning. Please people, we are NOT the Salvation Army or Hospice Shop, we do not take donations.

We have boxed this up and will donate to the Koha Shed later today.

- WMH Staff

03/05/2025

Just found in the foyer of the WMH Centre. Because we are public servants, we plugged it in on our taxpayer funded $6000 computers.

USB Playlist so far:
1. 2 Girls 1 Cup
2. Grace Phillips vs 60 Sausages
3. 1 Man 1 Jar
4. Laws vs Tr**ny Bodybuilder: UNCUT FIGHT
5. My Kitchen Rules Season 4

Please keep an eye out for this, you do not want your children to see My Kitchen Rules. There are zero food handling or safety skills apparent and who ever serves red wine with a chicken dish.

- WMH Staff

23/04/2025

ANZAC DAY IS IN DOUBT at our facilities after someone from an aged care community did a fu***ng PAINT JOB downstairs.

If Nan or Pop from SUMMERSET in Whanganui are bragging about “blasting a hot Cosby” over the last couple of days, please let us know.

- WMH Staff

23/02/2025

Will be in lost property, please call in to collect.
- WMH STAFF

22/02/2025

Disabled toilets are out of order today.
Please wear adult diapers or go behind a bush up by the Art Gallery.

Send any footage of offenders to our DM’s
- WMH Staff

14/02/2025

Local gossip rag reports on local f**kwits undertaking local f**kery. Have you ever been molested by a sailor? Let us know in the comments 👇🏿

'The roof isn’t designed or made to hold human weight.'

01/02/2025

WHAT IS WORSE:

Our current rates OR this guys hairline?

Sound off in the comments.