War Memorial Hall, Wanganui

09/07/2025

Sorry, not sorry. But how the f**k is this news? Sound off in the comments if we should post Melinda Therese's home address.

She should be ticketed further for gross stupidity.

- WMH Staff

Parking on Whanganui’s main street is setting people “up to fail", says one disgruntled movie goer.

31/05/2025

As Te Awa was given the rights of a person, should it be charged with murder? All staff are in agreement on this one; DRAIN TE AWA.

- WMH Staff

The death is being referred to the Coroner.

29/05/2025

BUYER BEWARE!

Watch out for these guys at the River Markets. They are shopping stolen honey and laughing about it. We also saw them punch an old woman in the back of the head.

They’ve been stealing hives on the regular up and down the country. Word is they are hooked up Mainfreight and don’t give AF.

- WMH Staff

08/05/2025

Found dumped outside the entrance this morning. Please people, we are NOT the Salvation Army or Hospice Shop, we do not take donations.

We have boxed this up and will donate to the Koha Shed later today.

- WMH Staff

03/05/2025

Just found in the foyer of the WMH Centre. Because we are public servants, we plugged it in on our taxpayer funded $6000 computers.

USB Playlist so far:
1. 2 Girls 1 Cup
2. Grace Phillips vs 60 Sausages
3. 1 Man 1 Jar
4. Laws vs Tr**ny Bodybuilder: UNCUT FIGHT
5. My Kitchen Rules Season 4

Please keep an eye out for this, you do not want your children to see My Kitchen Rules. There are zero food handling or safety skills apparent and who ever serves red wine with a chicken dish.

- WMH Staff

23/04/2025

ANZAC DAY IS IN DOUBT at our facilities after someone from an aged care community did a f**king PAINT JOB downstairs.

If Nan or Pop from SUMMERSET in Whanganui are bragging about “blasting a hot Cosby” over the last couple of days, please let us know.

- WMH Staff

23/02/2025

Will be in lost property, please call in to collect.
- WMH STAFF

22/02/2025

Disabled toilets are out of order today.
Please wear adult diapers or go behind a bush up by the Art Gallery.

Send any footage of offenders to our DM’s
- WMH Staff

14/02/2025

Local gossip rag reports on local f**kwits undertaking local f**kery. Have you ever been molested by a sailor? Let us know in the comments 👇🏿

'The roof isn’t designed or made to hold human weight.'

01/02/2025

WHAT IS WORSE:

Our current rates OR this guys hairline?

Sound off in the comments.

16/12/2024

While we don’t usually comment on social issues, there are a notorious couple who have been throwing false teeth, rum bottles and equine harness equipment at joggers and electricians using their speedboats and jet skis.

QUICK POLL: Do Electricians Earn Too Much?

Sound off in the comments but keep it f**king clean - WMH STAFF.

22/11/2024

The Duncan Pavilion, owned by the Whanganui District Council and operated by Progress Castlecliff, is flaunting a race-based special where all non-Māori will be penalised based solely on race.

Neil Roberts Day, if you’re aware of that ignorant fool, also seeks to glorify su***de, domestic terrorism and the agenda of the far-left.

This event is being held and promoted in direct violation of The Human Rights Act. The HRA protects people from being treated differently or less fairly than others because of their race, ethnicity, or colour.

For those wanting to contact the Te Kāhui Tika Tangata Human Rights Commission to complain:

Email [email protected] or call 0800 496 877.