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Deep in the jungles of Singapore, is the world's first farm using Integrated Multi-Trophic Recirculating Aquaculture Systems for tropical marine species.

Agrarian is being designed and built to raise and harvest seafood more efficiently, cheaply, humanely, cleanly and profitably than anything we've done previously. Any aquaculture company must respect the fact that when you grow fish, you accidentally grow hundreds of other animals as well. At Agrarian, we take advantage of that fact and use it to grow crabs, prawns, lobsters, oysters, mussels, cla

ms and seaweed along with our fish. All at the same cost it would take our competitors to grow just one of those.

16/06/2025

Happy father’s day to all our male crabs. Even the ones with two pen*ses and functional ovaries 👍

07/06/2025

This project will destroy more food sources than it makes up for in housing. And the costs associated with the rampant flooding that will ensue, will keep this country on the back foot for generations.

Our aging “shopping districts” should have been the first to go.

And floating solutions like our client’s ArkPad and our Reef Blocks, should have been trialed first. But… since there’s more profit in fixing a mistake than preventing it, we’re going to watch and document this mistake with obscene glee 😏

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02/06/2025

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31/05/2025

FATHER’S DAY 2025!!

Did you know Father’s Day is coming up? It’s ok, you and your father both forgot! 😆

So before he realizes you’re an ungrateful child;

For $46 you can leave a crab to grow on the farms for 2 years. But if you get 5 crabs or more, we’ll house them all with a girlfriend crab!

The crabs will live in crab condos for most of the 2 years. We’ll be entirely responsible for them and remove any aggressive females to keep the papa crabs safe from domestic violence. They’ll be replaced with less violent, more docile, younger females.

Any dead crabs will be replaced. And you can visit your crabs anytime you want by giving us 4 days notice.

At the end of the 2 year grow period, you get your big 1.5kg male and a smaller 800g female.

“But what if I don’t know how to cook crabs?”, You ask?

Worry not! For just $60, one of our strange boat people who smell like ci******es and have skin like an old sofa, will prepare your crab and deliver them for you! Chilli, Black Pepper, White Pepper, Garlic Butter, Salted Egg, you pick!

If this sounds like something your father would enjoy, drop us a text at 9862 7310!

Limited slots due to the lack of non-violent female crabs 😢

27/05/2025

Hey Filipinos in Singapore! Look what we farmed!! Lukot! Actual fresh lukot, fresh off the mama Seahare!

As for our subscribers, if you want something extra mysterious in your mystery box next week, let us know!

18/05/2025

Guys. You can buy crabs with CDC vouchers. WhatsApp 9862 7310 if you’re a regular

11/05/2025

To all the Single Dads out there who put in the effort;

Happy Mother’s Day you hard working, tax paying, laundry washing beautiful bastards!

Address

37 Jalan Pergam
Singapore
488313

Telephone

+6598627310

Website

http://onhandagrarian.com/

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