12/30/2023
Itâs almost 2024...I'm old, worn out, & I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I havenât found out who let the dogs out, whereâs the beef, or how to get to Sesame Street. Don't know why Dora doesnât just use Google Maps, why all the flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!! Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured in plastic thatâs tough as nails. What does the fox say or why âabbreviatedâ is such a long word. Why is there a D in âfridgeâ but not in refrigerator, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons. Or why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections & why do you have to âput your two cents inâ but itâs only a âpenny for your thoughtsâ whereâs that extra penny going to??? Why does The Alphabet Song & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, why did you just try to sing those two previous songs??? And just what exactly is Victoriaâs secret? and where is Waldo? Can you hear me now? And do you really think I am this witty??? I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brotherâs girlfriendâs, uncleâs cousinâs who lived next door to an old class mateâs mailman!!! Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy & Paste, enjoy your day!!!
We love y'all bunches !
