The Pampered Ferret

10/23/2025

💤 Goose has the right idea, lunchtime is for cuddles, not conference calls.

Nothing beats that warm ferret snooze when the world slows down for a bit. These are the moments that refill your tank. 💛

10/21/2025

☕ Morning tea, Mishka-approved.

She’s the best little assistant a tea lover could ask for, always curious, always underfoot, and always ready for her share of attention.

Morning moments like this remind us why we do what we do, every day starts better with a ferret by your side. 💛

10/19/2025

⚠️ Ferret Safety Tip of the Week ⚠️

Did you know common sleep masks can be dangerous for ferrets?

The tiny rubber sliders and elastic bands are irresistible to curious mouths — and can cause serious digestive or choking hazards if chewed or swallowed.

Take a moment to ferret-proof your bedroom! Remove or hang up masks, cords, and other rubbery items. A few seconds of prevention can spare a scary vet visit. 💛

10/16/2025

🥣 Dook Soup = happy noodles!

Real ferrets. Real food. Zero fillers.

Dook Soup is the only complete & balanced freeze-dried raw ferret diet — made with USDA-grade meats and developed alongside exotic veterinarians. Because your carpet shark deserves better than “ferret chow.”

👉 Just add warm water, stir, and let the dooking begin!

www.thepamperedferret.com/products/freeze-dried-raw-diet-dook-soup

10/14/2025

10/14/2025

Chicken Dental Treats = tasty teeth time! 🐔✨

These crunchy, air-dried bites help reduce plaque while giving your ferret the satisfying chew they crave. 100% chicken, no junk — just clean protein power for clean little chompers.

Ferrets are obligate carnivores, so every ingredient matters. That’s why we only use premium, human-grade chicken — nothing else.

👉 Grab a bag for your business of carpet sharks at www.thepamperedferret.com

10/06/2025

Meet Goose, our professional taste tester 🐾❤️ — and yes, he’s going all in on his favorite: Dook Soup! ✨ The only freeze-dried, complete & balanced ferret diet out there — made by ferret parents, for ferret parents.

Because pampering your floofs means feeding them food you can trust. 🥩💯

10/03/2025

Mishka is ready for one last splash of summer ☀️🛟 …ferret edition!

Do your carpet sharks love cooling off in creative ways? Share your funniest summer noodle photos in the comments ⬇️

10/01/2025

Why choose The Pampered Ferret? 🧐 Because our noodles deserve better.

✨ Good in = good out (even the litter box smell improves!)
⚡ Energy upgrade — more play, less nap
🐾 For ferret parents, by ferret parents
👀 You’ll see the difference in their coat, weight, and energy

When you know better, you dook better 💕

09/29/2025

Goose + rubber ducks = peak pampered ferret 🛁✨

Our soothing Bath Soak makes bath time safe, gentle, and ridiculously cute. 💕 Drop a 🐾 if your ferrets would be splashing along with Goose!

09/15/2025

Reward your ferret with a light, fish treat rich in natural omega-3s.

Our premium freeze-dried po***ck treats are hand-cut to perfect ferret-sized portions from locally-sourced USDA-grade fish. These lean treats are rich in vitamin D, omega fatty acids, phosphorus, magnesium, and choline, while being low in fat and carbohydrates, making them an ideal nutritious reward for your ferret companion. Our specialized freeze-drying process locks in raw flavors and maximum nutritional content, supporting digestion, dental health, coat quality, and vitality.

Each treat is independently lab safety tested, ensuring the highest quality standards while remaining free from saline, nitrates, corn, grains, gluten, hormones, and preservatives. The shelf-stable nature makes them perfect for your ferret's natural stashing behavior, while their convenient size allows for easy feeding as treats or meal toppers.

09/08/2025

Looking for the perfect toy for your ferret? Grab a set of our Piggy Band stashing balls.

These toys were selected after years of “in the tube” research with our own ferrets. Perfect for stashing, chasing, and all-around ferret shenanigans.

They are sure to be a hit with your floofs and make a safe and exciting addition to your ferret’s play routine.