09/17/2025
**Meet Onyx: The Cat Who Will Outlive Us All**
Onyx is a 5-year-old black cat who was recently surrendered because her previous human “didn’t want the responsibility.” Translation: they were not emotionally strong enough to handle living with a gothic queen who stares directly into your soul while you eat cereal.
She is not sweet. She does not care about your feelings. She will not greet you at the door, unless you count glaring from the shadows as a welcome. If you are looking for a cuddly lap cat, keep scrolling. If you are looking for a sleek roommate who judges you for existing and occasionally slaps you just to remind you she’s in charge, congratulations—you’ve found your girl.
Onyx hates:
* Responsibility (relatable)
* Optimism
* Probably you
Onyx loves:
* Knocking over water glasses at 3 a.m.
* Sitting on the highest surface in the room like she’s plotting your untimely demise
* Being left alone until she decides otherwise
She is spayed, healthy, and fully prepared to own you for the rest of your natural life. Best suited for adult humans with dark senses of humor who doesn’t mind sharing their home with a sarcastic, Whiskered "Wednesday".
Adopt Onyx today and finally experience what it’s like to live with a sentient shadow who might, maybe, someday allow you the honor of scratching her chin—once.
If you are brave enough please come in full protective gear to
602 S Parkway Alvarado Texas 76009
817-790-0910 option 3 Monday Thru Saturday 8 am to 5 pm
