01/10/2025
🚨BREAKING (BARKING?) NEWS!
It’s official, Regal Beagle is now your mature dog’s favorite Valentine’s Day hookup spot! That’s right, we’re proud to announce we are now an Authorized Dealer of the wildest, woofiest dog toys in the game. And oh boy, these names have us howling!
Here’s the lineup of scandalous snuggle buddies for your fur baby:
🐾 Bunny Vanderpup – She’s cute, she’s fluffy, and she knows how to keep your pup entertained. (Wink, wink.)
🐾 Wanda DelPoochie – The ultimate diva with curves for days. Your dog’s new favorite Valentine.
🐾 Peter Woofington – He’s got big energy and he’s ready to rumble!
🐾 Tug Buttons – Your dog’s dream date for those intense tug-of-war sessions.
We’re over here trying to keep a straight face while figuring out how to display these outrageous toys without breaking into tears of laughter. 😂 But hey, it’s all for love!
Stop by the Regal Beagle, grab these paw-sitively perfect Valentine’s gifts, and give your pup a day they’ll never forget. Because love isn’t just for humans 💕🐕
P.S. Don’t forget to share your pup’s reaction. We NEED to see the drama unfold!