Pattons Lewfies

08/29/2024

03/29/2024

I love this day …. Altho it represents sad things it also represents Good and to me .. good means God… have a Good day … do Good things today!

03/25/2024

Have you missed Judianna

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)

🐸★♫.•♫★🐸

03/17/2024

Let’s do this!

03/11/2024

Ok Good night

03/10/2024

Yeah this 👇

03/09/2024

👀

03/09/2024

❤️🙏❤️

03/08/2024

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse. 👀😎🤣

03/08/2024

Good morning!

03/07/2024

Good morning Dragons
Let’s breathe fire today!

03/06/2024

In honor of Super Tuesday and people getting their wits about them with hope rising

I Pledge ..

03/06/2024

Good morning

03/05/2024

Voted!

03/05/2024

“Me and my Smith and Wesson say come in”

03/04/2024

“How that mountain lion ever got in my underwear I’ll never know…”

03/04/2024

70 here and Yep

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70.

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask, "did I wake you?"

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without s*x but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

03/03/2024

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03/02/2024

Awww the memories

03/02/2024

Ok good night

😊🥹

02/27/2024

Have tried the new Google AI?
I think it’s called Gemini… quite the eye opener ..

02/27/2024

Ok you gorgeous group of super heroes
Good Night
“You know, not everyone thinks of Cleopatra as beautiful.

But that's how Julius Caesar.”

02/24/2024

I’m back you lucky dogs … did you miss me 😁😎😁

02/23/2024

Good morning
Remember Everyone Deployed

02/22/2024

😎👇

02/21/2024

What sign is this ?

02/21/2024

🤣🤣

02/21/2024

❤️