Pattons Lewfies

11/09/2024

03/29/2024

I love this day …. Altho it represents sad things it also represents Good and to me .. good means God… have a Good day … do Good things today!

03/25/2024

Have you missed Judianna

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)

🐸★♫.•♫★🐸

03/17/2024

Let’s do this!

03/11/2024

Ok Good night

03/10/2024

Yeah this 👇

03/09/2024

👀

03/09/2024

❤️🙏❤️

03/08/2024

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse. 👀😎🤣

03/08/2024

Good morning!

03/07/2024

Good morning Dragons
Let’s breathe fire today!

03/06/2024

In honor of Super Tuesday and people getting their wits about them with hope rising

I Pledge ..

03/06/2024

Good morning

03/05/2024

Voted!

03/05/2024

“Me and my Smith and Wesson say come in”

03/04/2024

“How that mountain lion ever got in my underwear I’ll never know…”