The Kalamazoo Poo Crew LLC

08/27/2024

It's going to be a hot one today, keep your pups inside so they don't melt like this poor doggo!

We will be keeping our day shorter today as it is not safe to work outside in this heat. If we don't reach you today, we will be getting to your yards later in the week. Stay cool out there! 😎

08/01/2024

The view from my office this morning is just beautiful!

I love dogs, I love working outside, and I love what I do! Thank you Kalamazoo, for being amazing and allowing me in your yard to search for those brown bombs!

Have an amazing day and continue being awesome to each other!!

07/16/2024

Here at The Kalamazoo Poo Crew, we care about almost every living thing. If you recall, mosquitoes do not make that list.

So naturally when I almost stepped on this dragonfly drying out the morning moisture, I felt compelled to move him to a high point as to not have him become bug jelly.

Long may he thrive on those pesky mosquitoes!

07/02/2024

There are some who may ask:

"How does Sir Lestat become covered with pillows as he lays on the couch?"

The simple answer is Dog Magic.

The more complicated answer is that Lestat engages in a series of dark, time consuming rituals, where space and time have no meaning, bending light in ways that our pitiful human brains cannot comprehend, only to bypass the laws of nature and conjure these spirit pillows from seemingly nowhere!...

Or something like that. I'm still not sure how he does this, but Mr. diva needs his pillows when he has his siesta.

(Side note: Lestat was recently neutered thus has to wear his Donut of Depression until his scar heals.)

06/27/2024

The Kalamazoo Humane Society's free concert series kicks off tonight! Hope to see you there!!

06/14/2024

Here at The Kalamazoo Poo Crew we care about all creatures! Well... most creatures... looking at you mosquitoes....

So when I narrowly avoided this box turtle, who was crossing a 55mph road just over the crest of a hill I had to stop and help him. He was acting a bit shy, but after a brief scolding and stern talking to about his perilous situation I escorted Mr. Grumpy Gus to the other side.

Please be aware of these slow pokes as they are crossing the road all over the place right now. They unfortunately don't have the benefit of that ooze that turned their cousins into teenage mutant ninja turtles and thusly lack their far superior speed and reflexes.

This has been my psa. Please continue to be amazing and have a fantastic father's day weekend!!

05/28/2024

It occurs to me that perhaps I need to market to the younger generation, our future, if I may. So here goes nothing...

Suh fam! Check out our bussin service! It slaps, no cap! I'm finna tell you how lit it is but you really should check it out for yourself, bet. Reach out today to see why our service is fire! 🔥

Phew, I need to go run this by my son. If he cringes, then I think I did it right!

Call today, we won't ghost you! 1.855.KZO.CREW!

05/09/2024

Nature is a fickle beast. One day there are powerful storms and tornadoes, the next there is a beautiful sunrise and rainbows.

As much as tornadoes have their own terrifying beauty, I much prefer the vision and calm of a colorful sky in the morning.

Happy Thursday everyone, almost to that weekend! You got this!!

05/04/2024

We work outside, with dogs.... What's not to love!

Spring is here! Give us a call today to setup your service and keep your lawn poo free! We love your pets as though they are our own AND we have been keeping Kalamazoo shoes safe from doggy land mines for over 12 years!

1.855.KZO.CREW - rates starting as low as $15 weekly!

04/25/2024

A poem for your delight on this chilly Thursday morning. I burned all of my creative juices on this one so brace yourself. I'm not saying it's on par with Shakespeare... But, I mean, it's pretty close. Ahem...

The sky has some pinks,
The sky has some blue,
So much prettier than the brown of all this Poo.

Fin.

Happy Thursday!

04/08/2024

How about that eclipse?! I think I did it wrong....

03/22/2024

When Mother Nature says snow day, the dogs say it's time to play!

We will not be heading out for obvious reasons today, but fret not! We will jump back into action once this all melts in the next day or so. Until then, work easy, play hard, and have an amazing day!

03/20/2024

When I tell people what I do for a living, a lot of times I can register disgust, confusion and just plain shock flash in their expressions. I get asked if I enjoy picking up p**p, if I even make any money, or if people actually pay for such a service.

I absolutely love what I do. The fact that I work with dogs is an absolute dream to me. The fact that we are lucky enough to employ and help support 4 different local families is something I never even dreamed of when I started The Kalamazoo Poo Crew.

The best part is, the customers! Dog people are the absolute best people and that is literally 100% of the customer base! So yes, people do actually pay for the service, yes, I love working with dogs! Yes, we can absolutely get you setup for service!

Ultimately we do it all for our families! Thank you Kalamazoo for keeping it real and allowing The Kalamazoo Poo Crew to help keep your lawns free of debris!! Stay amazing and keep doing you!

03/12/2024

Say hello to our youngest Poo Crew member! Never a title held for very long but she is rocking the attitude and cuteness already!

Thank you for allowing me the honor of removing your little tootsie rolls!!

02/25/2024

Hai Hoomans! It is I, Lestat good boi President!

I just wanted to remind youse to please check your spam/junk mailboxes if you have reached out to me via email. A lot of times, when good boi responds, your filters will send me to your junk folder! Rude!

Other ways to reach out too is by texting/calling our local number 269.830.5584 or even by messaging me, myself, President of best bois, Lestat here on this bookFace page!

Ok haves nice evenings! Much thankings!

01/27/2024

Lestat has picked his favorite team for the game! Like a true Michigander he has picked our very own Detroit Lions to head to Vegas for the big game!

Thank you bud for your Honolulu Poo!

Let's go Lions!!

01/19/2024

Boy do we have our work cut out for us. No more being pushed around by Mother Nature starting next week! We will be back on track and out in force getting everyone caught back up.

01/14/2024

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01/13/2024

Much like the groundhog, Chewy, the ancient one, will emerge from her slumber to establish if it is worth emerging from her cavern. It didn't take long for her to return to her abode, slumbering again for perhaps the rest of winter.

I feel ya Chewy dog!

01/11/2024

It has finally happened, snow! Please bare with us as we move, postpone, and shuffle things around to try and accommodate for Miss Mother Nature and her rotten attitude!

As always, I implore you to drivce safe and stay warm!

12/25/2023

Merry Christmas to all you fine followers and customers! May Santa leave nothing but wonderful treats for all you humans and pups alike!

Since we can't have snow today enjoy the sun and the 50 degree weather!

11/28/2023

Snow!!

Good morning everyone! Just a quick heads up that service days will be bumped around a little bit this week to compensate for the snow fall. It will be out of here in a few days and so will your doggy doo!

Don't forget, we scoop all year so you don't have to! Also double don't forget that we have a satisfaction guarantee, please reach out if you are ever having issues with your service. I don't bite, normally, and will work with you to resolve any issues there may be in order to provide the best service around. If I can't resolve it, you don't pay. That's that!

As always, have an awesome day! Drive safe and stay warm!!

11/23/2023

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Don't let the Holiday name fool you, I am thankful not just today, but everyday, for all of you fine folk that use or have used our services! We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you and you are all so very much appreciated.

As you can see, Lestat and Zora are already getting into the holiday spirit and are practicing for when the entire family arrives today!

I hope you all have a wonderful day full of happiness, family, food and football!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

11/20/2023

What a wonderful way to start the holiday week!

Just a heads up that due to the holiday your service day may be on an irregular day this week as we will not be out working on Thanksgiving.

As always, I hope you fine denizens of Facebook have an absolutely amazing day!

10/31/2023

Happy Howl - O - Ween!!

Your p**p factories are in full production year round, and so are we! Give us a howl today and we will get rid of those yard treats! No tricks!

1.855.KZO.CREW

Have a gloriously spooky day today!

09/04/2023

The Kalamazoo Poo Crew resident president Lestat is enjoying Labor Day doing his favorite activities. Lounging, camping, lounging, relaxing and lounging!

Happy Labor Day everyone! Hope your holiday is as awesome as you are!

08/23/2023

In one corner we have Barbie/Ken, in the other corner we have Wednesday! Which pop icon will we see the most of this Halloween season?!

07/26/2023

Here we have 5 pugs on a deck, ensuring that I am finding all their tootsie rolls. A potentate pug pen?..

They were all absolute blasts with their high energy snorts, thanks for letting me dig for treasures in your yard!

07/18/2023

I strive to be as comfy as Lestat, even laying all awkward on the couch.

You too can be as cozy as Lestat here! Give us a call and leave the dirty work for us! Weekly rates starts as low $15! So don't stress, we will clean that mess!

1.855.KZO.CREW
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06/04/2023

The Kalamazoo Poo Crew is a proud sponsor of The Kalamazoo Humane Society's Summer Concert Series. Join Lestat, resident president, and I on Wednesday evenings as we jam to some good tunes with good folk(and their pups!).