04/01/2024
CLIENT: How much will it cost to groom my dog?
GROOMER: $225 dollars.
CLIENT: That’s too expensive for grooming a dog!
GROOMER: How much do you think it should cost?
CLIENT: $80 max! It’s just a simple grooming job!
GROOMER: I can’t do the job for so little.
CLIENT: Dog groomers always want to make a huge profit!
GROOMER: I’m sorry you feel this way. Why don’t you groom the dog yourself?
CLIENT: But, but, I don’t know how to do any of that.
GROOMER: For $95, I can teach you everything you need to know to groom your dog. You can then use $80 for the grooming, and you’re still saving $100. Plus, you'll gain the knowledge and experience for next time.
CLIENT: Deal!
GROOMER: Great! To start, you'll need grooming tools like clippers, a ton of blades, snap on combs, scissors, thinners, combs, brushes, table, arm, loop, blow dryer, ear cleaner, nail trimmers, quick stop, mixing bottles, happy hoodie, towels, shampoo and conditioner. (Did I miss anything 😜)
CLIENT: But, I don’t have any of those tools and I can’t buy all that for just one grooming session!
GROOMER: Okay. I can rent you my tools for another $35. You're still saving $.
CLIENT: That's cutting into my savings, but I'll rent your tools.
GROOMER: Perfect! I'll come by on Saturday and we can start.
CLIENT: Wait! I can't do Saturday. I only have time today.
GROOMER: I'm sorry, I only teach others on Saturdays. I have to prioritize my time and my tools need to be in other appointments during the week.
CLIENT: Okay then. I'll sacrifice my family’s plans on Saturday.
GROOMER: Right, me too! Oh, I forgot. If you're going to groom the dog yourself, you need to buy grooming supplies before your appointment. There's a high demand nowadays, so your best bet is to get to the pet store early before other pet owners get there.
CLIENT: AT NINE IN THE MORNING? On Saturday? That's too early for me. I don’t even have a car!
GROOMER: I guess you'll have to rent one. By the way, do you have someone to help you hold the dog while you groom?
CLIENT: You know what? I've been thinking. Probably it's better for you to groom the dog. It's better to pay you to do the job right and not having to go through all that hassle.
GROOMER: Good thinking. Sign here and let me get to work.
This is the truth. People are not just paying for a service; they are paying for knowledge, experience, tools, time, sacrifices, and other factors you bring to the table. Housecall grooming is even more because I come to you. I set up shop each time. Latch and key is an option so you don't have to be anywhere or lift a finger at all. Dog grooming is a luxury because owning a dog is a luxury. Respect and appreciate your animal caretakers. You don't know all that we do.
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*Pic of Bella the Sheepdog for tax*