09/13/2017
THIS JUST IN...
Florida & Texas invaded by reporters who stand inside windy rain to be dramatic cause it's their big moment...
Meanwhile the reporter is thinking "This IS my big moment" and over act it. RECOMMENDATION: DON'T FORCE YOUR BIG MOMENT. Just keep sincere, keep things organic & your big moment will be way better than pretending to be in a windy storm. You already got that going on inside life as we fight through ups & downs...
Gotta' love the human species. What percentage of our actions are done to feed the ID? Who can you trim out of your life that serves only themselves?
Satire by: Jeffery Flones