04/24/2020
Oh no! You've read about all the tracks ending Greyhound Racing and now you want to hurry and get one!!
Well, welcome to one of the right places to go to, a National Greyhound Association endorced adoption program!
What does that mean? Well, the National Greyhound Association, who registers each racing Greyhound, has done their research and approves of the way the group assures each Greyhound is rehomed among many things.
I've never owned a Greyhound before, is that a problem? No, but did you do your research first?
Greyhounds are INDOOR dogs, not outdoor. They can never be trusted off lead, outside of a fully fenced area, on a "flexible lead", or especially invisible fences.
They'll require yearly vaccinations, monthly flea and tick prevention as well as monthly internal parasite prevention. They need good food, like Diamond Naturals, not cheap foods like Beneful.
They don't play like a Golden Retriever, and they won't be anyone's marathon running partner. They sprint for 30 seconds once every 3 to 4 days, then snooze the rest of the time. Seriously, they'll sleep 16 or more hours a day!! Yeah, kind of like your teenager, they love to eat, sleep, and watch TV
Well, I'm ready to rescue one now!!
Sorry. You're out of luck here at Birmingham. We suggest you go to www.sighthoundunderground.com and inquire about a Galgo or Podenco.
Wait... what?? Racing is ending and they'll kill the Greyhounds! We have to save them!!!
Ehhh... you've been reading or listening to some really tall tales. Probably started by a group that wants you to send them money so they can line their pocket books and not actually do anything to help any animals. These so called fundraising scams have NEVER resulted in any funds coming here to actuality help any Greyhounds. Seriously, NOT ONE PENNY.
Birmingham doesn't have a single Greyhound that's a "rescue" nor do we have one in need of rescuing.
Ok. I'm confused!!
Nah. Don't worry. You're interested in adopting a retired racing Greyhound!! They're RETIRED, NOT RESCUED! They are not in any danger of any kind, and never will be. Therefore, you're ADOPTING, not rescuing.
Ok, ok, just give me my dog
Whoa! Not so fast! We need more information! We need to do reference checks and possibly a "FaceTime home visit" (we would do a home visit, but with Covid-19 and all, this is safer). You have a cat and a 5yr old daughter in your home, so we know Greyhounds like Warship or Espidrille won't work out with you. Others might work better, but to help us even more, we'd need to know if you work all day or home more often or are a really active family. This helps us go through our temperament tested Greyhounds and discover who might work best before we bring them to meet you.
Ohhhh OK, but you said we can only meet two, I don't like that! There's over 500 and I want to know all their names and colors and sexes!!
Yeah, we're going to have to say that won't happen because of the literal time that would take, because not all Greyhounds pass their small dog and cat testing, not all Greyhounds like kids (same as all other canines!!), and because of this awful thing called Covid-19. We have to protect ourselves and you from any possible unknown virus spread.
Ok, I get it. So I messaged and called and no word. I'm getting mad from no response!
To help keep possible virus exposure, only three of our crew are able to enter our offices to check the phone messages, get paperwork, etc. However we each have email on our cell phones, as well as Facebook messenger! So often times we're messaging you from our homes, like right now with this post.
It's still taking so long!!
Yup. It is. It's hard to apologize when we're simply so SWAMPED with hundreds of calls, emails, and messages! We're doing our best as quickly as we can and appreciate your patience as we try to match up our babies (and yes they'll always be our babies) with the best home possible.
WHAT THE HECK, I CAN'T GET AN APPOINTMENT TILL WHEN???
Probably May. Seriously. Why? Covid-19. We can meet with one family at a time interested in adopting, and could possibly meet with another family or two who want information only, see them in person. We can't allow a ton of leash swapping, hugging, and petting the hounds unless it's just with the family wanting to adopt. Again, Covid-19. This isn't our first choice, but we're trying to protect ourselves as well as your families too. We have to wipe down hounds and bathe them too, it's all more behind scenes than you realize. So yeah, that's why we schedule visits at 10am, noon, and 2pm.
Wait, I can come earlier or later!!
Good for you. We will be unable meet you though. We have to care for the hounds before 10am, and after 2pm (visits are generally 1 to 1.5hrs long) we have to give over 100 Greyhounds an afternoon potty break and maybe even run to our vet clinics to pick up hounds!
I want my dog NOW!!! I'm a (fill in the blank)
Congrats!! Awesome! We still arrange for our Greyhounds to be vetted with our veterinarians then we hold them for 10 days to watch them post surgery to make sure they don't have any complications. If they do, they'll get immediate care on our dime (100% funded by donations thanks to you!!).
Holy cripes you charge too much!!
Really? Where else can you adopt a canine that's purebred for hundreds of years, and have it
Spayed or nuetered
Ultrasonic dental
4dx snap heartworm and tick test
Nails trimmed
Up to date vaccinations
Ears cleaned
ID tag collar with ID tag
Martindale collar
Microchip
30 days of heartworm and intestinal parasite prevention
A dose of Simparica for flea and tick prevention
6 month supply of Coraxis heartworm and parasite prevention (giving you 7 months of prevention total!!)
all for $400??? Go ahead. We will wait.
Oh, that includes if your Greyhound was cryptorchid, needed a toe amputation, specialty orthopedic surgery like a screw, plate, pin, or wires (you know, those surgeries that often cost $5k each)
So again, we will wait.
Whoa, you really do all that???
Yup. We've been doing this for over 1,000 Greyhounds every single year since 2010.
So they're really, REALLY, not euthanized for being too slow or because the track is closing, or the owner doesn't want them?
We're sorry you haven't seen what we have. The tears of owners, trainers, and kennel staff bawling their eyes out when their favorite hounds find homes. That they really do want to stay in touch with them. That they are very much loved.
That they are RETIRED, NOT RESCUED.
They are, however, addictive and you will want a second one.
Want to know Greyhounds? Then know racing! After all, no racing means no Greyhounds!
Changing the world . . . for one dog at a time.