Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters

10/31/2024

It's Auggie's turn at the blog this November. Join him for "THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE GRUMPY" where he details his hatred of Jakoff Smirnoff and everyone else.

https://www.twosaltydogs.net/blog/the-good-the-bad-and-the-grumpy-by-auggie/

10/28/2024

I think Aug is liking the snow up here in Cape Breton Island. Can you believe he's 13?

10/22/2024

WE WILL BE CLOSED OCTOBER 28th THROUGH NOVEMBER 1st.
REOPENING NOVEMBER 2nd AT 10am. Regular schedule after that.

NOW GO FETCH GRANDPA ANOTHER DEWARS AND SODA.

10/22/2024

Click below to see Fudgie'as new toy

Haha!!! The ad at the end for a log is phony. Don't send me money.------------------------------------------------------------View our website and shop onlin...

10/21/2024

That's right! It's Fudgies birthday cake from Farm 23 Boothbay Harbor !

The little guy has been camped out in front of the fridge for hours, now!

10/16/2024

Aug's tumor was removed successfully and he got a teeth cleaning!!!!

10/09/2024

Lil' Aug's had seizures over the last couple days. Can we get a couple well-wishes for the 13yr old boy? He's going to "The Evil Vets" tomorrow.

Read more about the Evil Vets here:
https://www.twosaltydogs.net/blog/author/auggie/

10/05/2024

Drop by today and say hi to The Trifecta. Here until 5.

10/02/2024

When you are old, but not old enough to remember your "Old Guy" glasses everywhere, Newagen Seaside Inn is happy to let you borrow one of the 1,000s they've collected over the season.

10/01/2024

That's right! It's October! The month with Halloween in it!

It's also another Month with the Salty Paws in it! Here's what you're missing by not clicking on that button:

1) The True Meaning of Halloween - The best costumes Yours Truly has ever worn and my pick for this year.

2) The Salty News - I condense all "The News" for you into several dozen easily understood headlines.

3) We Love Hate Mail! - "Two Salty Wieners Pet Outfitters" - Spectrum Psy-Ops are after me again.

4) The Coal Shack - Everything in our online shop is 34% off. And if you have OCD, you can hunt for the additional 10% off, hidden somewhere in our newsletter.

5) Details on the Boothbay Harbor Halloween Parade. 😀

6) The News from Marz - Marz gets his 36th brain cell on the 20th. You're invited to his birthday party so long as you don't try to steal any of his cake. This is directly from Marz.

7) The Harbor Dogs' Stories - "Teeny Weeny" - by Don: Hear me lament my fiscal and psychological predicament of hiring, training, and and retaining teen workers in my seasonal shop at a "living wage."

That's it. Start Clicking.

https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/the-salty-paws-october-2024-8870383

09/23/2024

The love is real....

Ancient Roman tomb for a dog. Translation: "How sweet and friendly she was! While she was alive she used to lie in the lap, always sharing sleep and bed. What a shame, Midge, that you have died! You would only bark if some rival took the liberty of lying up against your mistress. What a shame, Midge, that you have died! The depths of the grave now hold you and you know nothing about it. You cannot go wild nor jump on me, and you do not bare your teeth at me with bites that do not hurt."

09/21/2024

Fudgie and I are having a Fetch-Vacation in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia.

THE SHOP WILL BE CLOSED MONDAY AND TUESDAY NOW. NOT JUST MONDAY.

Marz and I travel to Cape Breton Nova Scotia to find better, more challenging places to fetch. ...

09/20/2024

Zinnie-Zin-Zin-Zin is modelling our new lobster Halloween costumes for dogs! Get yours today before they're not cool anymore!

09/14/2024

WE WILL BE CLOSED MONDAY SEPTEMBER 23rd and TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24th. OPENING ON WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25th.

FOR A BOWL CUT, DENTIST APPOINTMENT, AND CANDY AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE.

09/09/2024

THE COUPON CODE IS BULGE no BLUGE. Please make a note of it.

Mayhap you can find the SECRET COUPON CODE for an additional 10% off in our newsletter.

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Two Salty Dogs brings the cozy coastal town pet-store experience to the internet with high-quality supplies! Shop in-store or online today! 207.633.7387

09/05/2024

https://www.twosaltydogs.net/blog/spastic-fantastic-and-iconoclastic-by-marz/

I'm a Chocolate Lab!!! I always felt different from the other Labs in my litter!!! I had eight sisters and one brother!!! They were all Black!! I was the only Chocolate Lab!! They beat me up all the time!!!! I don't know why!!!! They bit my head and my wee-wee!!!! Sometimes my only brother would bea...

09/03/2024

The September Salty Paws is out!

Two Salty Dogs brings the cozy coastal town pet-store experience to the internet with high-quality supplies! Shop in-store or online today! 207.633.7387

08/28/2024

Marz met his sister Tana (Montana)!!! And a whole bunch of other dogs!!!

08/04/2024

Thank you Boothbay Harbor Marina!!!!!!!!

Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters

08/04/2024

Thinking about getting a furry little buddy on the lo-cheap? Here's your chance!

Midcoast Humane is waving adoption fees for animals over six months of age at its Brunswick campus this weekend because the shelter is at capacity.

08/03/2024

In one short click, you could be whisked away from all your pathetic troubles and transported to a Haxx0r Wonderland that IS our August Newsletter.

https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/the-salty-paws-august-2024-8u3glysff6

08/03/2024

Which Fudge do you prefer?
1) Happy, awake Fudge
2) Happy, awake, with his eyes closed Fudge

Vote Below!

07/28/2024

This is weird. Even for me.

Are you discouraged by the amount of disinformation and number of phaked photos that are destroying the Greatest Nation That Ever Graced The Planet Earth (TGNTEGTPE)? Do you fear that clarity and reason will be lost for all time when you meet your earthly demise and are firmly planted 6ft under the....

07/21/2024

Boothbay Harbor Lobster Treats - https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/boothbay-harbor-lobster-treats