Mockingbird Hilltop Farm

Mockingbird Hilltop Farm We are a family run fiber farm with Alpaca and Angora goats. We have products from raw fiber to fini CAGBA Registered Angora Goats
Farm tours by appointment
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02/07/2023
01/19/2023

Morning motivation

01/06/2023

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈβ„οΈβ„οΈπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ Winter Humor!

12/17/2022

Absolutely!πŸ’―

12/17/2022

We need more common sense.

12/17/2022
12/13/2022

Time for a little laughter ... You need to think around "old people". πŸ˜… A tale from the wild, wild West ...

"An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post.

As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

He looked at the woman and laughed,
"Hey old woman, have you ever danced?"

The woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No ... I never did dance ... Never really wanted to"

A crowd has gathered as the young gunslinger grinned and said, "Well you old bag, you're gonna dance now!", and started shooting at the old woman's feet.

The old woman prospector - not wanting to have her toes blown off- started hopping around. Many were laughing.
When his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd immediately stopped laughing.

The gunslinger heard the sounds too, and turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched tensely as he stared at the woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in her hands as she quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No m'am, but I've always wanted too"

THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid."

πŸ–‹οΈ ~John Mitchell~ 😎

12/10/2022

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12/10/2022

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840 Pocket Road
Braselton, GA
30517

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