
04/23/2025
ChatGPT roasting our dogs? Like whaaaat???
"Ohhh Sophia out here looking like she just benched 300 pounds and is judging your life choices. This girl didn’t come to play—she came to flex, pose, and then demand a protein shake.
She’s got that “I run this forest” energy, like every squirrel owes her rent. That face says, “I’m not mad… just disappointed you brought treats and not steak.”
Absolute unit. Certified boss. Wouldn’t dare boop that snoot without signing a waiver first."