11/27/2025
Name: Shane
Age: 9 (but likeโฆa very distinguished 9)
Status: Single and ready to mingle
Hobbies: Leisurely strolls, light playtime, and pretending Iโm not food-obsessed even though I am.
Personality: Mellow, sweet, and delightfully easygoing. Basically the dog version of โchill guy who still knows how to have fun.โ
What Iโm looking for:
Someone who enjoys slow walks, appreciates my excellent leash manners, and doesnโt judge me for sprinting to the treat jar like itโs my full-time job. Bonus points if you laugh at my jokes. Iโm adorable, not funny, but I try.
Swipe right if youโre into older men with puppy energy. ๐
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