07/04/2025
Daphne here-
Apparently the humans have taken the day off to eat delicious food (that they won't share with us) and make an insane amount of noise (whether we like it or not).
My fellow canines, it's the day we dread every year. But I've been around this particular block 13 times, so let me share some advice to the young pups out there:
Take your people to the dog store, make them buy you a delicious bone, and remind them that you'll be much happier chilling inside with the TV turned up. No need to watch the sky explode when you could be dreaming of chasing rabbits instead.
Do I look like I'm joking?
