The Poop Scoop Troop

08/12/2024

When you throw a glow-themed birthday party for your son, Mom and Dad have to throw on our neon **perscooper shirts!

So if you’re looking for a couple of cool cats to scoop your dog’s p**p…
…we’re it! 😎🥸

🤩 We only take customers that are as cool as we are, so if you’re too cool for school then…

STEP 1, Fill out a short questionnaire to get a free quote👇🏻
https://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote
STEP 2, Once you approve the quote, we will schedule your initial yard cleaning to get your yard to a clean slate, removing any excess buildup and prepared for maintenance.
STEP 3, Pick your maintenance schedule: twice per week, weekly, or biweekly. All “land mines” are removed, bagged & tied-off, and placed in your waste bin ready for trash-day!
STEP 4, cross that item off your to “doo” list, and enjoy a clean, safe, and sanitary yard!

P.S. we think you’re cool enough 😉

07/15/2024

P**p or Toad?

…things I never thought I’d ask myself? Yet that was my question today! 😅

Thankfully it hopped before I scooped him up!!

Don’t ever want to have to ask yourself this question?! Let us always be the ones to scoop the p**p (and leave the toads alone😉)!

⭐️ Get a free quote: ⭐️
https://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote

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05/07/2024

Had a handsome helper today! 💩

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04/30/2024

Did you know? 𝗗𝗼𝗴 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝗶𝘀 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀!
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Dog waste is often mistaken for fertilizer, but it's important to understand that it's not suitable for this purpose.
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𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝘆:
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🚫 𝗟𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗡𝘂𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀: Unlike commercial fertilizers or composted cow manure, dog p**p is highly acidic. Because dogs eat a protein-rich diet verses a plant-based diet, dog p**p lacks the necessary nutrients for plant growth.
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🦠 𝗕𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀: Dog waste can contain harmful parasites and bacteria like hookworms, roundworms, giardia, and parvovirus, posing risks to human and animal health.
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☠️ 𝗘𝗻𝘃𝗶𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗛𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗱: p**ps left to breakdown naturally commonly lead to f***l coliform bacteria making its way into our waterways and causing agal bloom and bacterial overgrowth effecting our water sources, soil, and ecosystems.
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Keep yourself, your kids and your lawn healthy this summer by hiring The P**p Scoop Troop to remove the dog waste from your yard!!
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We can maintain your yard with twice a week, weekly or bi-weekly service. Get a 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲:
👉🏻http://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote
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04/23/2024

I’m just going to leave this here 👀
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If you’re feeling the nudge…
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👉🏻Get a free quote: https://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote
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04/20/2024

🤣🤣Yes, pick it up and enjoy the cuddles with your pup! We’ll take care of what’s left behind in your yard!

—TPST 💩🥄🪖

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04/16/2024

𝗦𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿…𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵!
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That’s the sound of p**p flinging around your yard while mowing and the sound of your shoes and mower tires getting mucked up! Yep— It’s mowing season. 🌱
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We know it’s a pain in the GRASS to pick up after your pups!
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And even more so when you need to mow BUT you gotta pick up the dog p**p first! 🙄
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Or pay the consequences…
Splattered 🦠 poo or squished on your shoe 👟💩 is 😩😱🤢
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So save yourself the worry, and 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝗦𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂!
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✨✨Get a free quote: https://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote
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04/03/2024

It’s official! 💩

Kadence isn’t thrilled that we will be rolling around with this license plate, but the boys are excited!😆

03/23/2024

Springtime: when the p**p piles come out of hibernation.

We embrace the p**py side of pet ownership with a shovel and a smile! 💩🌷

Get a free quote from The P**p Scoop Troop 💩🥄🪖
👉🏻https://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote

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03/10/2024

We won’t judge 😉

If you need help clearing the 💩 build-up in your backyard whether it’s been weeks or months (or years😱), we can help!

There are many reasons our clients hire us to do the dirty work for them:
🗓️work schedules
⚽️kids’ activities
🚴‍♂️rather be doing something else
🩼injuries
🤸‍♀️not as limber as they once were

…but they love their furry friends and want them to be well taken care of!

Just like outsourcing other household chores (lawn mowing, house keeping, grocery pick up or delivery, car wash) our customers enjoy spending their time with their loved ones, snuggling their pets, and simply doing something they enjoy rather than cleaning up the dog’s p**p!

We’d be happy to take that chore off your to-do list…imagine never picking up dog p**p again!

Get a free quote:
www.TheP**pScoopTroop.com

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02/26/2024

We’re going to get personalized plates for our p**per scooper mobile!💩🥄🚗🤪

AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!
✅Vote for which option you like best by commenting the number!!

….Or are you more creative than us?!?! Comment your best ideas 💡🥳

02/15/2024

💌For our Valentine’s Day gift, Google approved our business page😍! Now our customers can share their 🩷 for us! And already two happy customers have shared!! Thank you!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

02/12/2024

Who knew there was such a thing?!😂

Welp, happy National P**p Day! Have a crappy day!😜😜

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02/11/2024

❤️💌When your pup leaves you a Valentine poem, how can you not say “yes?” 💁‍♀️ 😍

Showing your pet love this Valentine’s Day can even be a gift to yourself. is hiring someone to do the dirty work, so you don’t have to!

💝 Give yourself the gift of NEVER picking up dog p**p again!! (…and your dog the gift of poo-free paws!)

Hiring The P**p Scoop Troop is as easy as 1..2..3

1️⃣ Request a free quote
2️⃣ Approve the quote
3️⃣ Schedule your first p**p scoop

🚨Why wait?! Your p**p-free yard is just a click away 😉

Request your free quote:
www.thep**pscooptroop.com👈🏻

P.S. weekly p**p scoops for as low as $15/week
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02/04/2024

Look at these awesome 💩 earrings this woman is wearing!! I obviously need to get some! 😝

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01/31/2024

The snow is melting and now there is soggy, sloppy, mushy, nasty 💩 everywhere…

It’s a mid-winter heat wave here in Iowa 🥵☀️ …while you might be pulling out your shorts 🩳 in true Iowan style, you won’t be able to enjoy your backyard with that stinky poo build up!

Let The P**p Scoop Troop do the dirty work, so you don’t have to! We scoop the p**p and you just enjoy the nice weather (sans p**p-pourri😉)!

What are you waiting for?!
Get a free quote:
👉🏻www.thep**pscooptroop.com

P.S. you can have a worry-free yard for as little as $15/week!

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01/20/2024

Did you know that dogs p**p on average 2.5 times per day?
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That’s about 15-20 p**p piles per week. Let that pile up over the winter months and you’ve got 150+ piles of soggy nasty mess come spring. 💩🤢
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But we know it’s frigid 🥶 out there…
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💩🥄🪖 So let The P**p Scoop Troop 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱😉 your winter woes away one frozen turd at a time! And help you avoid the soggy spring clean-up…or p**py paws! 🐾
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Ready to have your yard clean for as low as $15/week?
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👉🏻📥𝗣𝗠 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 🙋‍♀️ 𝗼𝗿 🙋‍♂️𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗲’𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲!
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12/14/2023

✨ Imagine if you NEVER had to scoop the dog’s p**p ever again…
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𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢!🤩
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…never having to step out in the cold to search for ‘land mines’ 🥶
…never having to deal with the smell 🤢
…never having that chore on your list 📝
…just enjoying your furry family members sans 💩 🥳
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“𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗴 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗽𝘀💩, 𝘀𝗼 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲’𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗮 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘁!😫”
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Let that someone be us! 🪖 🥁 🎵 We are The P**p Scoop Troop and we pick up doggie p**p!
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“𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙮𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣?”
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Yep, all-year round we keep your yard clean and free from ‘land mines.’
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“𝙎𝙤, 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤 𝙄 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙?🤩🤩”
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Simply fill out a short questionnaire on our website, so we can get you an accurate quote. 👇🏻
https://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote
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“𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩?”
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⏭️After you approve the quote, we will schedule a time to come do your initial cleaning. Your initial cleaning gets your yard to a clean slate, removing any excess buildup and prepared for maintenance.
⏭️ From there we schedule your weekly yard cleaning (or your preferred frequency). Every week, like clockwork, your yard is cleaned, double checked for any 💩 piles, and then the waste is tied off and placed in your waste bin ready for trash-day!
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P.S. it’s really easy to check that crappy weekly task off your list😉 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲: 𝘄𝘄𝘄.𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗣𝗼𝗼𝗽𝗦𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗽𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗽.𝗰𝗼𝗺
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12/02/2023

👀 If searching for your dog’s 💩 in the ❄️ is up there on your “worst things about Iowa winters” list, we got you covered!

It’s cold, it’s windy, it’s snowing…it’s terrible picking up after your dog in the winter months!!

…But what’s worse, dealing with months of “pile up” in the spring when it’s all melting and soggy! 🤢

Don’t let that happen to you this year! The P**p Scoop Troop will take care of your yard all winter long!

Now you can add to your “reasons to hire a p**per scooper” list, staying warm and snuggling my fur-ball while The P**p Scoop Troop does it for me!!

Ready to stop 🥶 while searching for 💩?
Check us out and request a free quote👇🏻
www.TheP**pScoopTroop.com

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11/17/2023

⚠️ ❄️Snow will be here soon!❄️ ⚠️

Dog p**p piles up over the winter and leaves a sloppy mess waiting in the spring. Don’t let that happen to you!

Going outside in the cold Iowa winters to pick up after your dog SUCKS! 😣😣

What if someone else froze their butt off for you and kept your yard clean over the winter? 🥶

Yep, The P**p Scoop Troop will do it for you!! **p 💩 🙌🏻 ⛄️

Fill out a quick questionnaire on our website, and we’ll get you a free estimate to maintain your yard on a twice a week, weekly, or biweekly basis👇🏻
www.thep**pscooptroop.com

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10/23/2023

Apparently even when they’re dead, they don’t stop 💩ing! 🫣

😂🤓How would you caption this?

P.S. We scoop p**p! …in your yard though (not during your walks)!😉

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10/08/2023

💩👀🫣Are you playing hide-and-go-seek with dog p**p?
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Every dog owner dreads picking up the dog p**p in the back yard. You know you need to, but…
🥶 it’s getting cold outside
🍁 leaves are falling and making it harder to find
🤢it’s a stinky job
👎🏻 and it just plain sucks to do it!
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Not to mention if you’re someone with a busy schedule, young kids, or mobility issues!
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Whatever your reason, 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶!
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👇🏻 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲
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𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁?
📝After we receive your request, we’ll get in touch shortly with your quote.
🗓️Once you’ve approved the quote, we will schedule a time to come do your initial cleaning to remove any waste accumulation.
⏰Then every week, like clockwork, your yard is cleaned and checked twice for any 💩 piles!
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🪖 🥁 🎵 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘶𝘱 𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘱!
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ICYMI if you want us to pick up the doggie doo for you, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱! 😉
🔗 https://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote
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09/12/2023

💬 “It’s your turn to scoop the p**p!”
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👀 Whoever’s turn it is, NO ONE likes to do it. If you’re over it and wish there was someone else who would come do the dirty work, were it! 🤓💩
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🪖 🥁 🎵 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘶𝘱 𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘱!
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Seriously, we will come to your yard on a weekly basis and clean up the p**p, so you can do other important things in your life. Enjoy your fur babies, but skip the p**p “doo”ty!
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𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱?
𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗣 𝟭, Fill out a short questionnaire to get a free quote👇🏻
https://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote
𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗣 𝟮, Once you approve the quote, we will schedule your initial yard cleaning to get your yard to a clean slate, removing any excess buildup and prepared for maintenance.
𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗣 𝟯, Pick your maintenance schedule: twice per week, weekly, or biweekly. All “land mines” are removed, bagged & tied-off, and placed in your waste bin ready for trash-day!
𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗣 𝟰, cross that item off your to “doo” list, and enjoy a clean, safe, and sanitary yard!
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𝗣.𝗦. 𝗜𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻!!😉 Hurry, get your free quote here: https://bit.ly/FreeP**pScoopQuote

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08/24/2023

🤣🥵🤣🥵

It’s so.dang.hot! Enjoy the AC where you can, and drink your electrolytes…cuz today we all be sweating!!

Oh and ask Jesus to help you be kind in this heat today❤️❤️🙏🏻🙏🏻😅

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08/21/2023

Would you like that 💩 to go away?

We know you love your dog, but you’re busy, the kids do a crappy job and you’re sick of having stinky shoes coming in your house!

Hire a professional p**per scooper to do it for you! Yes, it’s a thing!!! And The P**p Scoop Troop is happy to do the dirty work for you!

HOW IT WORKS:
1. Fill out a short questionnaire on our website, so we can get you an accurate quote.
2. After you approve the quote, we will schedule a time to come do your initial cleaning.
3. Your initial cleaning gets your yard to a clean slate, removing any excess buildup and prepared for maintenance.
4. From there we schedule your weekly yard cleaning (or your preferred frequency). Every week, like clockwork, your yard is cleaned, double checked for any 💩 piles, and then the waste is tied off and placed in your waste bin ready for trash-day!
5. Voila! Your yard is clean and green and safe and sanitary!

Get your free quote now👇🏻
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07/25/2023

How does your dog show you they love you? 🤎🐾

The P**p Scoop Troop will pick up their “presents,” so they can show you with snuggles instead! 🫣🥰

💬Drop a comment below with the most creative way your fur friend has let you know they love you!

07/09/2023

Scooping the p**p is a BIG job! (Hopefully not this big😳)

If you’re not feeling up for it for whatever reason…

🤎You’re a busy parent
🤎You’re a busy business owner, healthcare professional, teacher, realtor, etc.
🤎You’re disabled
🤎You’re a weekend warrior
🤎You’re not as agile as you once were

Let The P**p Scoop Troop do the dirty work for you! 💩🐕🐾

✨Request a quote at ⬇️
thep**pscooptroop.com

06/24/2023

No one wants to pick up the dog p**p, but someone’s gotta do it! We’d be happy to do the dirty work for you!😎💩

✨Pricing and request a free quote…
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06/21/2023

We made doggie treats today to thank our customers for choosing The P**p Scoop Troop! What do you think?

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05/22/2023

😍😍 “I love you!” Don’t we just love our little p**pers!💩🤣

Just not the p**p part!
…pssst we scoop p**p for you🤓

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