03/08/2025
Welcome to the Mini Beards Mafia!
Hey there, Schnauzer lovers! We’re thrilled to kick off our new blog and Instagram page, *Mini Beards Mafia*, where we’re letting our five fabulous Miniature Schnauzers take center stage. We’re an in-home hobby breeder nestled in the suburbs of St. Louis, Missouri, and our pack—our "Mafia"—is AKC-registered from championship lines. These bearded bandits rule our home, and we can’t wait to share their antics, our breeding journey, and the products that keep this crew happy and thriving.
Let’s introduce the gang:
# # # # Sonny, The Wise White Don
At 16 years young, Sonny’s our white Schnauzer patriarch. With his snowy beard and sage-like calm, he’s the elder statesman of the Mafia, watching over the chaos with a twinkle in his eye. He’s proof that age is just a number when you’ve got a champion spirit!
# # # # Prince, a.k.a. Poopy, The Phantom Enforcer
Prince, our 8-year-old phantom black-and-silver Mini, earned his nickname "Poopy" for reasons we’ll leave to your imagination. He’s a sleek, shadowy figure in the pack, keeping everyone in line with his cool confidence and a beard that screams authority.
# # # # Nico, The Big-Standard Bruiser
Nico’s our 5-year-old, 37-pound standard black-and-silver Schnauzer—a bit of an outlier in our Mini crew, but every Mafia needs muscle, right? He’s bold, brawny, and brings a larger-than-life energy to our suburban stronghold.
# # # # Mary Georgia, a.k.a. Georgia, The Platinum Queen
Georgia’s our 4-year-old breeding star, originally a black-and-silver beauty who’s matured into a stunning platinum silver. At 18 pounds, she’s delivered four gorgeous litters, proving she’s the heart of our operation. Her regal vibe and silvery beard make her the Mafia’s shining matriarch.
# # # # Luna Bella, a.k.a. Muffles, The Tiny Trickster
Rounding out the gang is Luna Bella, just over 1 year old and a petite 12-pound black Mini Schnauzer. Nicknamed "Muffles" for her hilarious muffled barks through a toy-stuffed mouth, she’s already had one litter and is our rising star. Small but mighty, she’s the Mafia’s wildcard!
# # # # Our Mission: Beards, Breeding, and the Best Products
As hobby breeders, we’ve built this little empire to connect with our past and future Schnauzer families. We’re not just about raising top-notch pups from championship lines—we’re here to spill the beans on what works for our Mini Beards Mafia. From toys that survive Muffles’ muffled rampages to grooming gear that keeps Georgia’s platinum coat gleaming, we’ll test, review, and recommend products that make life with Schnauzers a blast.
Stick with us as we share the chaos, cuddles, and occasional bearded rebellion of Sonny, Poopy, Nico, Georgia, and Muffles. Whether you’re a Schnauzer parent or just here for the laughs, welcome to the Mafia—where the beards are mini, but the personalities are massive!