09/05/2024
Did you know that Marble has two Creative Writing degrees? So I’ll give you one guess who picked out this month’s theme. You shouldn’t need another hint. But what you do need is this cute literary dog mug!! And your dog needs everything else! Okay I’m using “need” very loosely, but they call it creative writing for a reason, right? Okay, okay, I’ll just explain what’s in here for your dog, starting with the elephant in the room; the stinky cod treats. Fish is rich in omega-3s which support brain health and properties of blueberries do the same. So the Icelandic+ treats probably sound gross but your dog will like them and their health will thank you. The other treats are significantly less stinky (and a lot quicker) but still tasty for your pup and still loaded with goodies and antioxidants to support brain & eye health. (And let’s be honest, some pups need some help in the brains department). The newspaper toy isn’t something we expect them to read, but maybe they’ll surprise us. At the very least, the squeaker and rope will keep them entertained while you read!
p.s. Bonus points if you know what book cover this poster is parodying!
p.p.s. The points don’t mean anything, but I’ll get satisfaction if you recognize it.