01/08/2026
I know it’s not snowing. And it hasn’t snowed enough for me to see anymore than The Classic Two Folding Chairs or The Ol’ Reliable Traffic Cone, but this was at least fun to reminisce on some of the funny ones. The light up Jesus statue dibs? Hilarious. The chair with the “don’t take my spot, take a beer instead” with consolation beverages? Groundbreaking. And while nobody has any need to shovel out a parking spot right now, much less your dog for the car they definitely have, this box is still funny, you just have to really, REALLY suspend your disbelief. But maybe if you come buy one, it’ll start snowing and then it’ll be as funny as intended. Regardless, I think I’m hilarious, please laugh (and buy a box, maybe).