06/06/2026
Sadly, there has been little demand for my service where I argue with self-checkout machines, create dramatic entrances with a leaf blower, and investigate suspicious noises with absolutely no qualifications 😔
However, I do offer things that are slightly more useful.
🐾 Dog walks
🐾 Drop-in visits
🐾 Cat and dog overnight stays
🐾 Adventure walks for the four-legged (or three) explorers
And when I stay overnight, your pets get a live-in bestie while you get peace of mind. Think cuddles, playtime, routines kept intact, updates, clean dishes, trash taken out, packages brought in, and coming home to a house that doesn’t look like it hosted a frat party.
Basically, I can’t help you find your missing Tupperware lids, but I can make sure your pets are spoiled and your home is cared for while you’re away. 💛