11/12/2025
Hello Farm Friends! Ever look up and see something new that takes your breath away, besides a beautiful animal? I have.
Now that the leaves are falling off the trees it has uncovered a really big hornet nest about twenty-five feet from where we sit by the farm lake. It’s a big 'em just hanging above the water. It takes your breath away when you see it. It looks like a sure enough bee bomb ready to explode on anyone crazy enough to mess with it. It exudes the words “I dare you” just by looking at it.
All summer we have been swimming close to it. The dogs swim by it on a regular basis. The geese and ducks swim by it. I’m so surprised that no one has noticed it until now.
Stay tuned for further adventures of the big hornet’s nest because next week I’m going to see if I can get it down intact in a garbage bag. Yup. I’m working on a plan already. I figure if I get a two-foot straw in my mouth while cutting it down I should be ok. If the hornets try and open a can of whip butt on me, I can just jump into the lake and breath through the straw until they go away. I know i cant out run them, so jumping into the lake is my only option.
A farm friend asked what happens if they all lite on the straw and try and climb down the inside of the straw. Humm, I thought. So, I am on revision two in the hornet nest removal plan. I figure I can duck-tape a mesh screen over the end. That should do the trick. If we have further revisions on my plan, I will keep you posted.
Why do we want it down you ask? There is a farm friend that is a school teacher down in Andalusia that wants it. She wants to hang it up in her science classroom. Bless her heart when it starts warming up next summer.
If those flying devils hatch in her classroom in the spring, those kids will get a sure enough science education trying to get out of that classroom in front of someone else. They don’t have to be the fastest, just faster than the kid behind them.
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.