24K Golden Retrievers, LLC

08/29/2024

Nighty night! ❤️ 5, possibly 6, males still available. Raised indoors around people from day one. Puppies come with limited AKC registration, deworming, microchipping with lifetime enrollment through AKC reunite, comprehensive vet exam and first vaccinations, as well as early ENS and socialization. Please share and reach out if interested! 💕 ゚

08/24/2024

Played outside (in the dirt) and got baths. Please message me if you’re interested in a male golden 🥰 they’re the sweetest dogs (not biased 🫣). They are raised inside and receive lots of love from birth. Dewormed, vet checked, first vaccinations and microchip with lifetime enrollment, as well as limited AKC registration and one year health guarantee. AKC Canine Health Foundation Purina Pro Plan ゚

08/23/2024

A day late - work has been busy 🫨 still have quite a few males available. I will fly puppies throughout the contiguous US for an added fee. Raised indoors around people - potty training is started around week 2. Puppies come with limited AKC registration, four rounds of deworming, microchipped with lifetime enrollment through AKC Reunite, comprehensive vet exam, as well as, early ENS. They are exposed to other dogs, cats, young children - elderly, and an array of different materials and sounds. Please reach out if interested, and share!

Purina Pro Plan AKC Canine Health ゚

08/18/2024

Larger area, playtime! Males available, please read the FAQs first before messaging! Willing to fly puppies throughout contiguous US for an added fee.

08/17/2024

Go give us a follow! ❤️

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08/16/2024

Puppies got a bigger area today. Very playful. Males still available, please help me find them loving homes! ❤️

08/12/2024

Happy Monday! Disregard the mess - first thing in the AM. Pups now have all of their teeth and are getting 2-3 meals per day, plus occasional nursing from mom. All babies between 3.5-5 lbs. (one or two chunkers 😂).

08/06/2024

08/06/2024

The babies tried food tonight; needless to say, it was a hit.This is only the second time my dad has come down to visit with the puppies (he worries about getting too attached and then having them leave). He does have dementia, and while he knows, or use to, the answer to the questions he’s asking, often times it seems like completely new information to him.

08/04/2024

This is probably my favorite stage - personalities start peeking through and no teeth yet! 🦈

08/02/2024

Eyes are fully open, hearing is developing. Toddling, playful little babies.
Males still available!

07/29/2024

Goodnight 🌙💤

07/28/2024

New collars and *attempted* pictures. Will try again this week 😅
Males available!

07/24/2024

✅ 180 nails cut
✅ 10 weigh ins

6 little boys still looking for families 🥰

*I am (hopefully) on the tail end of having Covid so I apologize for the lack of content the past few days.

07/20/2024

This morning’s pics, videos in comments!

07/19/2024

Good morning 🙌🏼 five male deposits remaining

07/18/2024

Six male deposits left!

07/17/2024

07/15/2024

11 total babies, one angel.
8 boys, 2 girls.

07/13/2024

9th week bumpdate: puppies are actively making their way into their draft order for whelping. Ainé is VERY uncomfortable and ready for them to make their exits.
One female deposit still open - the remaining will open after delivery.

07/06/2024

Mama’s very uncomfortable as we look to enter the eighth week of pregnancy. Xray scheduled for 7/15 for an approximate ‘guesstimate’

Weeks 7-8: This soon-to-be-pup’s skeleton has developed completely and can be seen clearly by ultrasound. You may notice the mother has developed a bald spot on her stomach — this is so her pup can nurse more easily.

06/27/2024

Belly update!
Pups are at the end of the fifth week of pregnancy.

Weeks 5-6: The fetus is starting to look more like a puppy! Tiny toes, nails and whiskers have formed. The fetus’s organs have completely developed, along with its skin color. At the six-week mark, the fetus has s*x organs and begins to develop into either a male or a female.

Ultrasound videos in comments - apologies for the quality, I will not do them outside again.
One female deposit left! The remaining pups will open after whelp.

06/23/2024

Aine’s pregnant! Two deposits open, rest will open after birth.
Same breeding as 11/5/21 litter, full siblings.

05/24/2024

A little something to make you smile on this Friday!

03/03/2024

Looks like blueberry bushes will be on my spring/summer agenda 🫐 ✅

02/22/2024

Happy Murph birf-day!
#3 vs #1 🥺

02/03/2024

Happy nat’l golden retriever day to my sassy bestest gal and my silly, goofy baby.

01/25/2024

Murphy was dropped off at the studs home this evening.
Progesterone testing was utilized this heat to aid in pinpointing ovulation.
I’ll keep you posted!
Picture was from her most recent therapy visit ❤️

08/31/2023

Please read - you’ll enjoy it! 🤣

I saw this today from a fellow Golden lover and wanted to share.

Dear Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your golden retriever.

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below.

Although your golden retriever comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the dog ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your golden retriever suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your golden to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your golden retriever comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open your Golden’s zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your golden retriever is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do.

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your golden retriever.

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.

Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

08/12/2023

Update:

Aine FINALLY went into heat. I will be taking her to see the stud next week.
About thirty days later she will go for an ultrasound.
Thank you all for being patient! 🥰