05/12/2024
DELAWARE PEEPS! Best dog bio ever! I hope he finds his forever home!
‼️Since no one reads the comments….Earl is still here. His neuter isn’t till June.
If you applied, we will run your apps closer to the end of the month.
Dog Name: Earl
Breed: Demon
S*x: Male
Age: 2-8; it's anyone’s guess
Weight: 5 pounds of ✨️rage✨️
Medical Needs: Neuter appointment is being scheduled, and is non-negotiable. Appointment must be kept as a condition of adoption, and adopters must live within 1 hour of Delaware to ensure he can be brought back for said appointment.
Earl also takes 1/2 a CBD chew each day in an attempt to tame the rabid mongoose he would otherwise be.
Housebroken: No, so he wears belly bands
Crate trained: For YOUR safety, pen the cretin
Good in the car: Yes, he loves lording over everything he sees
Good on a leash: Decent, considering he's the size of your shoe, but this unholy creature prefers to be carried in a backpack like the king he believes himself to be
Energy level: Medium levels of spiciness with frequent bursts of get the holy water
Need a fenced in yard: Yes. For the love of God, do not let this monster loose on the world.
Dog Friendly: Yes. Especially puppies. Only they truly know the kindness that slumbers deep within Earl's shaggy chest. Otherwise, he's fine with dogs of all sizes, but seems to really like the ladies that are bigger than him that play hard to get.
If yes, does your foster need another dog in its adoptive homes? Yes, absolutely; mostly because he'd be completely insufferable otherwise
Cat Friendly? Yes, they're just alien dogs to him
Kid Friendly: Value your children more than this, I beg you
If yes, what's the youngest child you'd recommend they be placed with? For the sake of their limbs - and their continued existence - I would not recommend children for Earl.
Special traits that make your foster special or that we need to know about them?
Earl is a 5lb menace the likes of which this world has never seen. His favorite method of communication is the unholy growls he stole from the throat of Cerberus himself. He likes dogs, at least; he certainly exists in their presence and doesn't try to eat them, though he will stand on any dog of any size and growl to assert his dominance. Either that or he's reporting the weather to them. Or plotting to steal top-secret government documents. No one truly knows.
If Earl does decide to tolerate your existence - congratulations, you belong to Earl now. No matter where you go, Earl will follow. No matter who tries to approach you, Earl will behave like he's a 100lb dog trained exclusively for your protection. Nevermind that you can pick him up and move him with your foot; if he decides you're his person, you will become his ultimate squishy, and no one will be able to approach you without Earl sounding like a Tasmanian devil hungry for their ankles.
Whoever decides to adopt this scruffy, half-feral stuffed animal some day, godspeed to you. Your family is in my prayers, because Earl will most likely hate them. But hey, if anyone ever tries to enter your home without permission... well, at least you'll have Earl there to sound like the stuff of nightmares coming for their soul. That's sure to deter anyone from making off with your valuables.
Fosters Location: Harrington, DE
Application can be found here: https://www.grrde.org/adoption-application (if you already have an approved application on file email [email protected] and ask the app team to pull your app)