11/21/2025
Once upon a Thanksgiving week, in a house that smelled like buttered rolls and ambition, your pets were plotting. The turkey was golden, the pie was perfectly Instagrammable, and the stuffing? Basically a five-star furball temptation. But you, noble human, had a mission: keep them alive, happy, and preferably off the counter. So here’s your Thanksgiving Pet Safety Guide!
Just a Taste
First, let’s talk turkey. Sure, you could sneak them a bite, but only if it’s boneless, fully cooked, and free of all dangerous spices. Raw turkey? Salmonella. Bones? Choking hazard. That tiny shred of stuffing you thought was “harmless”? Onions, garlic, and bouillon cubes lurk like tiny toxic ninjas, ready to ruin your holiday faster than your Uncle Jerry bringing up politics at the table. And the raw dough you just Instagrammed with next to it? Keep it away, far away from hungry paws! Yeast expands in their stomach, and ethanol makes them… a little loopy.
Desserts Are Danger Zones
Pumpkin pie, chocolate, pecan tarts, they all look like edible heaven, but for your pets, they’re a horror show. Raw eggs, chocolate, and xylitol (a sneaky sugar substitute) can lead to vomiting, low blood sugar, liver failure, and even death. Your pets should be content to admire your baking from afar. No taste-testing, no sneak attacks, no TikToks of them licking frosting.
Give Them Their Own Feast
But it’s not all doom and gloom! You can create your own pet feast fit for royalty. Mix a little unseasoned turkey, sweet potato, and green beans into their regular food. You can even put them in a puzzle bowl or toy for double the fun and enrichment.
Guests Are Stressful
Ah, guests. Sweet chaos incarnate. Your cat thinks they’re invaders, and your dog is the unofficial security detail. Give your stressed pets a quiet room, blanket fort, or crate to hide in. Additionally, keep in mind that your guests may have personal items, like medication, with them. Pets ingesting medication is all too common and can be very dangerous. Remind your guests to keep their personal items up and out of paws’ reach.
Decorations Are Hazardous
Your Thanksgiving décor is gorgeous, but some of it could be dangerous for curious noses and paws. Plants, flowers, gourds, pinecones, and candles can all be toxic or harmful if chewed. Keep breakables out of reach and double-check your floral arrangements against the ASPCA toxic plants list. Your Instagram-worthy centerpiece isn’t worth a vet visit.
Trash Patrol
Trash is basically the unsung enemy of Thanksgiving. Turkey bones, chocolate wrappers, leftover dough… every time you turn your back, your pets are plotting a heist. Keep lids closed, empty often, and maybe invest in a trash can that even the most cunning Chihuahua can’t breach.
Road Trip Chaos
If your holiday plans involve travel, crate, carrier, or seatbelt harness your pet. No free-range furballs in the front seat. Never leave them alone in a parked car; heat stroke and hypothermia happen fast. Pack toys, blankets, water, and patience.
Identification Saves Lives
Even the calmest pets can suddenly audition for Homeward Bound: Thanksgiving Edition when they spot a sassy squirrel. Make sure collars, tags, and microchips are updated. Keep pets leashed or in carriers when you’re outside.
Moral of the Story: Keep your pets safe, fed, and entertained, and you’ll survive Thanksgiving with no vet visits and no shelter visits. Because your biggest stress should be who on earth is going to do all those dishes. 🦃❤️🐶🐱