09/21/2025
We're taking over the page tonight to make an important announcement on behalf of the (Easy Keeper Off the Track Thoroughbreds)!
Staying chonky is not easy, as many many many posts on online OTTB groups show. We (Calamari, on left, JC name Witt's Dynomite, and Heaven, on the right, JC name Heavenly Arch) have mastered what so many Thoroughbreds struggle with: weight management. And by that, we mean nobody's finding a rib on us without an x-ray machine!
Unfortunately, that human who feeds us has been slacking. She says she's working a lot but *clearly* not at fundraising, as the hay barn was close to empty this week. There's some hay in there now, but it involved a lot of grumbling about her personal credit card, especially since her personal EKOTTB bonked her head and has been somewhere called West Coast Equine for four days. We don't know what that is but it must be like the Ritz Carlton based upon how much Mom's stressing out about what the bill is going to be.
We need the next full truckload of hay to get us through the end of the year, and we don't think we can count on her to get her act together and ask people for money, so we're taking this into our own hooves.
We've even heard your donations are tax deductible (though we're not sure what taxes are, other than that they seem to create even more complaining from the chores servant than having to whip out the plastic for hay). Anyway, apparently that's a good thing. Whatever. We don't care. We just want to see that massive hay truck come through the gate really soon and we're counting on you to make it happen!
Paypal: www.paypal.me/poloponyrescue
Venmo: will put QR code in the comments to help you avoid fraudulent fake accounts that aren't our hay fund
Zelle: [email protected]
Checks to PPR, 35715 80th St. E, Littlerock, CA 93543