Rancho Ridiculouso

Rancho Ridiculouso My name is Debbie Faulkner and Rancho Ridiculouso is a 40 ac ranch located in the Rocky Mountains of Western Colorado where the unexpected is always expected.
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Interesting, educational, sometimes funny as hell, heartwarming and at times sad. Welcome! If you follow along your heart will be tugged many different ways. My husband David has a lot of health issues including alzheimers and is in a wheelchair. I'm his sole caretaker along with caring for horses, donkeys, bulls, and dogs. RR is located outside Crawford CO which is a town of 300. Being in a very

rural area with few resources that cities have I am constantly having to "McIver" most everything to make it work. I welcome you with open arms.

01/15/2025

David's Parting Stones.......

I have several igloo dog houses that I haven't used in years.  As I was glancing through the local Spotlight paper I saw...
01/14/2025

I have several igloo dog houses that I haven't used in years. As I was glancing through the local Spotlight paper I saw an ad asking for donated igloo dog houses so I called the number yesterday.

Come to find out it was an old friend of mine that is now with the Colorado Cat Coalition. She has always been involved in feral cat causes.

They are using igloo dog houses for feral cat colonies. They paint them with camouflage paint and a volunteer puts doors on them so cats can go in and out.

I'm taking 6 igloos to her on Friday, and I'm so glad they will be used to help keep kitties warm from the extreme cold we are experiencing right now.

01/13/2025

The cost to repair my Dodge Ram 1500 Classic Tradesman from hitting a deer is almost $3000! I have a $1000 deductible so insurance will be paying $2000.

The repair shop can't get it in until January 22nd so I can only drive it during daylight hours since it's missing the right headlight.

At 7 AM when I got up it was 7 degrees and the high today is again 30. Water in the stock tanks practically freezes as soon as I fill it up.

Always something......

It's 9:30 AM and only 14 degrees out right now.  The high will be 30 and tonight down to 10.  The sun is shining and not...
01/12/2025

It's 9:30 AM and only 14 degrees out right now. The high will be 30 and tonight down to 10. The sun is shining and not a cloud in the sky so very pretty......at least from inside the house lol.

It's a good day to clean house. This is the dustiest place I've ever lived. I can clean, and the dust is back almost next day but I'm going to clean anyway. And it's dog food making day.

My dinner last night was awesome (if I do say so myself), and I have enough left for tonight.

One of the movies on Nicole's list for me to watch was 20th Century Women which I watched last night. Different for sure....can't say it was a fav, but now I know why she's been on me to watch it for months. She too is an older mom of a teenage boy so I'm sure she related.

Walked up the driveway to get the truck this morning, and Kyra followed me as usual so she accompanied me on my errands....
01/11/2025

Walked up the driveway to get the truck this morning, and Kyra followed me as usual so she accompanied me on my errands.

I returned the trailer and stopped by the grocery store. I bought myself a New York Strip steak, a russet potato to bake and fresh veggies for tonight's dinner. And.....I bought a nice bottle of red wine to go with it.

I bought a few other things too....like a donut. While I was in the liquor store Kyra took it upon herself to move my donut from the front seat to the back where I'm sure she was guarding it to make certain no one stole it .... or......she thought I wouldn't notice it was missing and would eat it, but I did notice it and took back in the front seat lol.

Not above freezing today, still snowing and tonight getting down to 12 degrees.

It's 1 PM and all my outside chores are done. All the livestock fed (they love the new hay), ice broken in their water tanks and tonight the dogs are getting just kibble for dinner. I'm sure there will be quite a few complaints and some bad reviews lol but I just don't feel like making dog food.

My daughter Nicole has made a list of movies she thinks I will like so deciding on one for tonight. So far her is home is still in a safe zone. It was touch and go there for a while.

01/11/2025

The rancher I bought hay from has no problem keeping the rest of it until I need it. He's such a nice man!

So.....I'm trying to get enough gumption to get suited up and walk up my 1/4. mi driveway so I can return the trailer to the rental place.

It's so cold and still snowing!

01/11/2025

Looks like Mother Nature had other plans for me today. I woke up to this wet heavy snow.

I was going to pickup another load of 64 hay bales this morning, but now the road in front of the hay barn will be so muddy I'm afraid the trailer will absolutely sink in it. It's 22 degrees right now and if it stops snowing and stays under freezing I might be alright.

But I have to return the trailer by 1 PM. I'm leaning toward returning the trailer and forgetting the hay for today. My body is kinda tired. However, I won't have a pickup next week because it's going into the shop for repair after that deer jumped out in front of me.

By the way.....I went back to the scene yesterday and there was absolutely no sign of the deer so maybe it wasn't as bad as I thought.

Always something........

Wow....what a day!  I decided it would be much smarter to have a trailer to pick up hay so I rented a 16' x 6' flatbed. ...
01/11/2025

Wow....what a day! I decided it would be much smarter to have a trailer to pick up hay so I rented a 16' x 6' flatbed.

The rancher helped me load, and we were only able to put 64 on the trailer so tomorrow morning I will go back and get another 64. He will keep the balance of the 200 for me until I'm ready because I paid him for all of it.

He had the sweetest Chesapeake Bay Retriever and a very curious kitty that was all over the hay bales lol.

Once back home I backed the trailer near the hay barn, walked down to get the tractor and it took almost 3 hours to get it all unloaded. It's not stacked very pretty but at least it's in the barn! The sun was just about to go down behind the mountains when I finished and drove the tractor back down to the house.

I left the truck and trailer up by the hay barn so I don't have to bring it all the way down my treacherous driveway.

To say I am tired is an understatement, but I got er done! Having a beer and then I'm going to have a margarita to celebrate! I find it so exhilarating to push myself beyond what I think are my limits. I don't think it got above 30 degrees today.

01/10/2025

My luck is hopefully changing. I found grass/alfalfa hay for a very reasonable price and it's located outside Crawford not far from me!

I'm going at 1 PM to pick up a load. I'm buying 200 bales so it will take me several days to transport that much to Rancho Ridiculouso and I can only do it in the daytime since I have no headlight on one side.

I have Farmers Insurance and my deductible for comprehensive is $1000!  My car insurance is due to renew 1/23 and for on...
01/10/2025

I have Farmers Insurance and my deductible for comprehensive is $1000! My car insurance is due to renew 1/23 and for only one driver (me) with a truck and a car is a six month premium of $1413!

That seems exhorbitant to me! I have a very clean driving record!!!

I've submitted claim online along with photos but the adjuster will not be contacting me until Monday. I have an appointment to get an estimate for repair at Martin Auto Body on Monday. They are about a week to two weeks out on their schedule.

I do have rental coverage of $25 per day ($500 total) but I need a truck which will most likely be more. It's been so cold I'm feeding more hay than normal so I need a truck so I can buy more.

Anyone out there with small bales they want to sell me?

Always something.....

01/10/2025

As the song goes, "If I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all!"

I made a day of it being out and on my way home (about 4 miles from home) as it is getting dark a deer jumped out in front of me, and I hit it with the front right of the truck. It was horrible and the deer went flying through the air off to the side of the road.

It's a narrow road and there was a turn out about 50 yards ahead so I kept driving but I could hear a grinding, and the truck was having difficulty.

At the turn out there was an electrician in his company truck that had stopped there to text someone. I got out and kinda scared him when I came up to his window.

I told him what happened, and he said just a few days ago he also hit a deer. My front headlight fell off, and the bumper was bent into my brand new tire I just had put on yesterday!

He tried with all his strength to bend the bumper away from the tire but that is one sturdy metal bumper. He had a tow strap and finally put it around my bumper and attached it to his back bumper. Finally he was able to move the bumper away from the tire so I could drive.

Ron Brooks is the most wonderful human being and was at the right place at the right moment. He too had had a bad day and gave me a great big hug before we said our goodbyes.

If he had not been there I would have had to of walked about 4 miles home in the dark and it was 27 degrees. Tomorrow I'll call the insurance agent and see what my deductible is for the repair.

This is the third deer I've hit in 24 years of living here. The other two totaled my cars. Thank God I was in the truck.

And I feel horrible for that poor deer........

I have an appointment today at 1:30 PM in Delta to pick up David's Parting Stones at the funeral home.  Will be so glad ...
01/09/2025

I have an appointment today at 1:30 PM in Delta to pick up David's Parting Stones at the funeral home. Will be so glad to get him back home........

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Remember when life was simple?  You could go on Amazon and order a new calendar for the new year without having to pay m...
01/09/2025

Remember when life was simple? You could go on Amazon and order a new calendar for the new year without having to pay much attention to detail.

Well....obviously I wasn't very detail oriented the day I ordered my new 2025 calendar because this is what arrived........

A calendar beginning with July 2025 and ending December 2026!

Why would there even be such a thing???????? I know I'm old, but come on....I need some logic here lol!

01/09/2025

I am so friggin sick of rude, snide, mean, hateful and know it all comments so I have deleted all my posts about fire!

My tolerance level of the adjectives above is at 0 and going forward I will block ANYONE and I mean ANYONE that displays this type of behavior in words!

Get some insight into yourself folks! I am going to start calling out the comments that tick me off so get ready!

01/08/2025

Look what I found today at Salvation Army!

01/08/2025

My daughter Nicole lives in Burbank CA. Thank God she is a ways from the devastating fires in Pacific Palisades, but she is experiencing the winds that are fueling the fires. She took this video last night.

Her power has been out since last night and school has been cancelled. Those poor people that lost everything……

There is now another fire called Eaton Fire that is closer to Burbank. I sure hope these winds die down......

The holidays are over and normal life is resuming.  Time to put aside my whining about being sick and sad and get on wit...
01/06/2025

The holidays are over and normal life is resuming. Time to put aside my whining about being sick and sad and get on with living my life.

While the kids were here we took a drive in the truck up into the Gunnison National Forest which is a couple of miles from the sanctuary.

On the way back we had a flat tire on my 2019 Dodge Ram 1500 Classic truck. When I say flat I mean flat...it even came off the rim.

Ben luckily came to my rescue and took the flat off of the front right and replaced it with the spare. I've needed new tires for quite some time, and today my research begins to get the best pricing possible.

I would love advice from some of my savvy tire people here. My driveway is steep with a lot of mud and snow at times so an all weather tire is needed. Any advice as to brand and type would be greatly appreciated as I want to replace all four tires with reliable ones.

Thank you in advance!

01/05/2025

The last of the kids left last Monday. Being still somewhat sick I've been limping along doing what is necessary. Today I take the last of the meds for getting my asthma under control which is still a bit in progress.

I found myself spiraling into depression which is quite unusual for me. I could think of nothing that gave me anything to look forward to. I felt so stuck and so sad.

Another snow storm rolled through yesterday, but I was prepared with hay for the animals and groceries for me. It looks like there will be more snow today as well.

I don't know where I want to be or who I want to be with or what I want to be doing. I've always been an eternal optimist so I'm sure I'll find that person again, but right now what a sucky crack to be stuck in....

I'm thinking of ordering a puzzle for the dining room table just to give me something to do.

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