The Adventures of Shishana Rourke

11/15/2025

Before and after
There are 11 years between these pics of Frosty Fella!

11/14/2025

“I’m sorry I took down the fence mom! But you like doing chores right?! I see you doing them all the time”

11/14/2025

Beast has a new girlfriend!

11/14/2025

11/14/2025

Let me set the scene for y’all… The boys have been feral all week, but today? Daddy’s home, so they’ve unlocked a new level of chaos. I finally snap and yeet both of them outside for “fresh air”… AKA: “go be wild somewhere I can’t see you”

A few minutes later, Kason comes back in like a normal human child. But Kannon? Silence. Suspicious, horror-movie silence.

He’s “playing quietly” by the door to the garage.
🚩 Red flag. Red flag. RED FLAG. 🚩

Noah walks by and goes, “What… is that smell?”
We open the door and there he is, my second born child, BUTT NAKED, proudly squatting beside a FULL-GROWN, TAX-PAYING, MAN-SIZED P**P he has created ON PURPOSE. Like he was offering it to the gods.

I swear we laugh-cried for five straight minutes all while we were questioning every life decision that led us to this moment. We also knew that whoever composed themselves first… had to clean it up

If you think you want kids someday- no you don’t. At least not until you’re emotionally prepared to face a naked toddler squatting next to a steaming offering like he’s auditioning for “Naked and Afraid: Preschool Edition.”

Today’s lesson: diapers don’t just hold p**p, they also filter out approximately 50% of the demonic fumes children are apparently capable of producing.

You’re welcome.

11/14/2025

Hey guys! If anyone out there wants to add a pony to their pasture let me know! We have several!
Sanger, TX

11/13/2025

It’s absolutely insane to me that just five months ago, we were being told this young man had a 1% chance of ever waking up, and if he did, he would be bedridden for life. The thought of him never hunting, fishing, or experiencing all the firsts life has to offer was absolutely heart-shattering. But then… a miracle happened.

He woke up.

He defied every single odd stacked against him. Micah’s been working tirelessly to relearn how to walk, talk, read, and write, and now here he is… holding my son’s hand as he walks him across the street.
People driving by might only see a teenager with an awkward gait and skinny legs, but I see a living miracle. 🧡

11/13/2025

Only in Texas can someone be going 15 over the speed limit and still get passed

11/13/2025

My brunch dates! Lucky me!!

11/13/2025

This brings me so much joy
❤️🥰🐃🥰❤️