Turd Burglars, LLC

11/15/2025

Babes 🤎🐾

11/13/2025

Hey friends! 🍁

With fall in full swing, leaves are everywhere and Oklahoma’s wind isn’t helping. Some p**ps are fully camouflaged when we show up, and as the wind shuffles leaves around all day, surprise piles can reappear that were totally hidden during your scoop.

We completely respect our friends who choose to keep leaves for ecological reasons (or those who just don’t feel like raking; we get it!). Just keep in mind: 𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏’𝒕 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒑 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏’𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒑 𝒊𝒏.

Once the leaves are gone and the seasons change again, we’ll make sure to get anything we may have missed. Dog p**p can take up to nine months to fully decompose, so it’ll still be there when we can finally see it.

We’ll always do our absolute best, and we truly appreciate your understanding as the seasons change! 💩🐾

11/08/2025

Thank you Duncan Banner! 💩🐾

An area small business stepped up to provide 100 shelf-stable meals to local families in recent days as many feel the crunch of the government shutdown.

11/05/2025

Some sweet babes 🤎🐾

11/05/2025

🎁 Turd Burglars Holiday Schedule! 🎁

Hey friends! As the holidays approach, we’re adjusting our scoop schedule a bit so we can keep your yards clean and enjoy some much-needed family time.

🦃 Thanksgiving Week (Nov 25-30)
To make sure everyone’s yards are fresh before the holiday, routes will be moved up one day:
✅ Tuesday ➡️ Monday (Nov 25)
✅ Wednesday ➡️ Tuesday (Nov 26)
✅ Thursday ➡️ Wednesday (Nov 27)
🚫 No scoops on Thanksgiving Day (Nov 28)
✅ Friday & Saturday routes stay the same!

🎄 Christmas Week (Dec 23-28)
We’ll be taking our annual break!
🚫 No scoops Dec 23-28
We’ll be back in action and on our regular schedule starting Tuesday, Dec 30th!

Thank you for letting us steal the poo all year long!
We’re so grateful for each and every one of you!

11/03/2025

This week we’ve handed out 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ meal kits! 🙌🏼

Yesterday’s 45 kits were gone in under 5 minutes, which shows just how great the need is right now. While a couple of negative comments have popped up, I want to remind everyone that this effort comes straight from our heart. It takes time, money, and a lot of love to make it happen. It is just Megan and I doing all of the shopping, packaging, and dispersing. All while fielding calls/messages of need, scooping 200 yards a week, and caring for our own families.

And when I was feeling discouraged, someone donated $500 last night to help us make even more meals. 🥹
That kind of kindness is exactly why we keep doing this. 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗢𝗢𝗡!

To everyone who’s been supportive, encouraging, and kind — thank you. You’re the reason this keeps growing. 🤎🐾

11/01/2025

UPDATE: ALL MEALS HAVE BEEN CLAIMED IN UNDER FIVE MINUTUES

Will update again when more food packages are available

45 meals ready to go tomorrow! 🤎🐾

📍 Fuqua Park – Duncan, OK
🕑 2:00PM – 3:00PM (or until they’re gone!)

Each kit includes a shelf-stable meal; ready to heat and eat when needed! Please take 1–2 kits per family so we can help as many households as possible.

First come, first served — they’ll go fast!

10/30/2025

🐾 PET FOOD DRIVE — HELP LOCAL PETS IN NEED 🐾

Due to the ongoing government shutdown, many families in our community are struggling more than ever — and that includes their pets. 🐶🐱

The Comanche County Pet Resource Foundation is holding an urgent food drive to keep our dog and cat food pantries stocked and ensure no pet goes hungry.

📦 Donation Drop-Off Locations:
• Hungry Hearts Feeding Ministry — Lawton
• Happy Hippie V**e Co — Elgin
• Lotus Blossom Yoga Studio — Lawton
• Or contact me directly — I can pick up donations!

Every bag, can, or dollar makes a difference. Let’s come together to support the families and pets who need us most. 💙

10/29/2025

We will have 40 ready to make meal kits available on Sunday. Look for the Turdy truck! 💩🐾

Location: Fuqua Park in Duncan
Time: 2pm-3pm or until they’re gone
Menu: Spaghetti, Frito Chili Pie, Chicken Alfredo, Burritos/Enchiladas!

Lawton — we will set up in your area too! Details soon.

10/27/2025

Wow! What a day!

We were able to put together 30 complete meal kits today, and we’re already down to just 2 left!

Each meal kit averages out to $7.48 per meal! We’ll be heading back to the store to grab more groceries and keep it going.

I’ll post an update tomorrow with what’s available next! 🤎