Turd Burglars, LLC

09/13/2025

UPDATE: 137,736 steps between Megan and I both! Tom, check your replies! You win!! 🐾🐾

We haven’t given away public monies in awhile…. so…

Wanna play a game? 😈

We’ve been tracking our steps all week. Tuesday-Saturday.

Guess how many steps, total; closest to the amount wins $100 cash monies!

I’ll give you a hint, definitely 6-7 digits and over 10k — 203 yards completed this week; we service Elgin, Deyo, and Lawtonka residential yards—they’re big

09/12/2025

Hey friends!

There is a very sweet babe that is roaming Airport and Lee, Gore from Airport to Crater Creek.

She has no chip, no tag on her leather collar. Pretty skinny and some skin wounds that need attention. She is being fed and watered by homes nearby.

Is there anyone available to foster or open their home? We will help cover vet care and not add her to your monthly scooping bill. 🤎

09/11/2025

💩🐾 Why We Do What We Do 🐾💩

There was a post in the Grapevine asking about pet waste removal, and so many of you tagged us; we can’t thank you enough for always recommending us. However, we also noticed a few comments about our prices being “too low” or “not worth it.”

We want to be clear: our prices aren’t a reflection of the quality of our work, they’re a reflection of our mission.

For over 3 years, we’ve kept our prices the same while:
✅ Covering two business truck payments, a professional website, marketing, and ongoing behind the scenes costs.
✅ Donating every month to local animal organizations (and trust me, they’re not $25 checks)
✅ Building trust with more than 200 clients across our community.
✅ And most importantly, we don’t take a paycheck. Every single dollar we bring in goes right back out into this community.

We’re not here to get rich. We’re here because we love dogs, we love our community, and we believe every babe deserves a clean, safe yard to play in. 🤎🐾

09/11/2025

Babes! 🤎🐾

09/10/2025

Come eat spaghetti with us and support a GREAT cause!

Thank you, Turd Burglars, LLC , Digging it Professional Dog Training and Narez Vineyard for sponsoring this event!

09/06/2025

Today!!! Go pick up your new babe and then call us!

09/06/2025

Just cow-laborating with the locals 🤪

09/04/2025

Sanitizing and deodorizing just got a whole lot easier! 🐾

09/02/2025

The only kinda streak we want is a 3-year winning one!

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08/29/2025

Hey friends!

Just a quick reminder while you’re out enjoying this holiday weekend — check those gates! These boogers chased me today and got me 3x! (Not allergic and I’m okay, just swollen and stingy!)

If we see them we will always notify you so that no tiny tots or babes get hurt. 🤎🐾

08/29/2025

Clean yard = happy pupper. Just ask Lyla! 😁

08/28/2025

Hi friends! New Feature Alert!

If you have any babes marked as “unsafe,” you’ll now receive a quick message asking if they’re secured before we start your cleanup.

No worries if you can’t reply every single time — we’ve been making it work just fine for the last 3 years and this feature is simply here to make things a little smoother!

Appreciate y’all! 💩🐾