Dna Slithers and critters

11/29/2025

Wilbur loves those heat vents

11/29/2025

Wilbur’s enjoying the best possible life. I am very pleased to announce even though he’s an emotional support animal we’re out here in the country. We are not in city limits.

This is a game changer for us. I plan on having a decent run for chickens and plan on producing meat birds at a decent scale.

I’m looking at getting them certified for human consumption, not only just for our reptiles. This marks a very exciting chapter in our future and what the services we can provide.

11/25/2025

🐍✨ Black Friday is here, and it's the perfect time to add a new python to your collection! 🎉

- Take advantage of our **layaway plan** for up to **120 days** depending on the price!
- Enjoy **free shipping** on orders over $500.
- Just **20% down** locks in your new scaly friend!

We have an amazing selection of pythons, and I’d love to help you find your new companion!

🌟 Plus, if you're local, get a **FREE month’s supply of food** with your purchase!

**This weekend only!** Don’t miss out! Check out our collection here: [DNA Slithers and Critters] https://www.morphmarket.com/stores/dna_slithers_and_critters 🛒❤️

11/25/2025

he knows every time

11/24/2025

11/24/2025

🌟 Exciting times ahead! Normally, this photo would mean I'm on my way to an expo, but today it marks a new journey to our new location. Thanks to new regulations, I can proudly keep animals on my property! 🐾

While I may not have all my animals with me, I’m thrilled to have our show animals and those being purchased by wonderful people. This allows me to control my reputation and ensure I’m providing only the finest for you, the consumer. Your support has enabled me to provide for my family, and for that, I am truly grateful. 🙏

A huge thank you from me and my amazing staff here at DNA! We're committed to offering Colorado and the surrounding areas an affordable solution for food and some incredible animals along the way.

I’m just an average guy who dared to dream over a decade ago, and I look forward to continuing to be a pillar in this community. My motto? “I will stand for those who have no legs. I will speak for those who don’t have a voice.”

Here’s to 2026 and all the adventures it will bring! 🎉✨

11/24/2025

Guys — I just want to say thank you for your patience while I’ve been juggling some life stuff that pulled my attention away from serving you. The bulk of the move is done and things are finally calming down.

I truly appreciate you — please bear with us a little longer. You’ll see improvements soon in response time, delivery accuracy, and getting the supplies you need.

Big news: this week marks the beginning of our NEW LOCATION! 🎉 More updates coming — thank you for sticking with us.

pic for attention: Anthrax cow x white phase albino phantom suntiger platinum

11/22/2025

The next location!!

11/21/2025

Throw me to the wolfs, I’ll come back leading the pack…

I will not be outworked…

I’m about to take this company to the next level 150 rodent rack. I’m aiming for over 15k moms by this time next year..

Shortages will be a thing of the past.

11/20/2025

Huge victory for brush, Colorado

11/16/2025

We are so close to breaking ground on this New Location

11/13/2025

🌟 Our Deepest Apologies 🌟

Life has been extremely busy for us lately, but we want to take a moment to say happy belated Veterans Day! 🇺🇸 To all the brave individuals willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for our country, we appreciate you more than words can express.

As a small token of our gratitude, we're offering a special deal this week! If you message us between now and Sunday, we’ll give you a coupon for 25% off your next order—no expiration!

Thank you for your service, and we hope to give back to you! 💙