12/12/2025
❤️ADOPTED❤️
Dear Santa, 🎅
It’s me — Diva! And before you start adjusting your glasses trying to picture me, let me save you the trouble: I am a 10-year-old Bichon Frisé, which means I am essentially a cloud with opinions.
And despite my name, I am not a tiara-wearing, mink-coat-shedding, champagne-sipping Queen Bee. No, no. I’m more of a Velcro dog with powerful emotional-support-girlfriend energy.
Now, Santa, I come to you with both a complaint AND a Christmas wish list.
😡 Complaint:
Why is it that every time someone knocks, rings the bell, breathes near the door, or dares to exist within a 12-foot radius, I’m the only one doing my job around here? I mean seriously, Santa — I alert my people every. single. time.
Do I get cookies for this? No.
Do I get praised for my vigilant home security? Still no.
But do I stop? Absolutely not. Because I’m a professional.
💫 My Christmas Wish List:
🏡 1. First and Foremost, I’d like a calm home. One that matches my vibe — gentle, cozy, and not trying to reenact “Fast & Furious: Dog Park Drift.” I’m dog friendly, yes, but let’s be clear: I prefer coexisting, not CrossFit. If another dog wants to “rough and tumble,” I will simply… not.
🥰 2. I also deeply value lap sitting, but only if you invite me up. I am a lady, so I always wait for permission before becoming a warm, snuggly barnacle, and I take great pride in that.
🎁 3. I should probably mention that I’m a girl who thrives on structure and routine. I like knowing when cuddles happen, when potty breaks occur, and when to schedule my daily shift of Door Security Operations. My current life has gotten pretty hectic —that’s actually why I’m looking for a new home. So please, send me a home where things are steady, predictable, and calm… kind of like a Hallmark movie, but with more snacks.
❌ Crates? I don’t need one.
🚽 Walks? Only for potty breaks, thank you.
💉 Vet Care? Current, because I believe in preventive healthcare and maintaining my angelic glow.
In sum, if you could place me with someone who appreciates quiet routines, slow-paced living, predictable days, an abundance of cuddles, and occasional neighborhood-watch commentary, I would consider it the best Christmas gift since the invention of orthopedic dog beds!
Warmest regards (and mild judgment),
Diva, the 10-year-old Bichon Frisé
P.S. I will absolutely alert you when you land on the roof. Consider it my Christmas gift to you 😉
🐾 Apply to ADOPT ME here- https://form.jotform.com/200958183293158
Petfinder Bio- https://www.petfinder.com/dog/diva-f97b0d8e-2e4e-4cd6-b2e6-a60be3f99cc5/ky/florence/furgotten-dog-rescue-inc-ky520/details/