Myers Mastiffs

10/08/2024

My partner driving home from the doggie doctor. She's now the proud momma of 4 puppies.

09/21/2024

08/08/2024

7 days till puppies are due. August 15, 2024

07/28/2024

Miss Willow on her way home to Essexville, MI.

07/25/2024

Pending: "Willow" has found her person, in Essexville, MI

06/16/2024

Went from yah let's play to forget it, it's hot outside

06/15/2024

AKC English Mastiff
DOB: March 14
Female
Fowlerville, MI

06/11/2024

Puppy playing with mama

06/11/2024

The puppy is cat friendly, can't say the same thing about the cat being dog friendly.

06/02/2024

AKC English Mastiff
DOB: March 14
UTD on Vaccines and Worming
2 females
Fowlerville, MI
SOLD: Living in Clinton Township

06/02/2024

AKC English Mastiff
DOB: March 14
UTD on Vaccines and Worming
2 females
Fowlerville, MI

05/16/2024

Red male (Sully) at his new home in Grand Rapids.

05/15/2024

Orange female (Faith) at her new home in Mayville.

05/11/2024

HOW TO PREPARE YOUR HOME & FAMILY FOR A ENGLISH MASTIFF
1) Lift a 200 lb bag of wet sand up and down the stairs
2) Push a 200 lb bag of wet sand into your car
3) Smear hair gel all over your walls and throw it on the ceiling and TV, while you're at it, smear the lower half of all windows, curtains and glass
4) Rub fur and gel into the roof of your vehicle
5) At least twice daily, drop that 200 lb bag of wet sand on your bare foot
6) Shake balls of fur, mulch, and a bucket of dirt all over your house daily (add water for rainy days)
7) Practice repeating "Mastiff", about 200 pounds…8-10 cups a day…"no, I don’t have a saddle” over and over with a smile
8 ) Volunteer at the zoo to help wash the large animals and clean up their p**p
9) Invite your friends over and have them all try to get in the bathroom while you are using it
10) Practice telling people that your husband/ boyfriend does NOT beat you, that those bruises are from your dog!
11) Take a nice long piece of rubber hose and go around smacking all the coffee mugs off the end-tables and hit any close male where he doesn't like to be hit and smack your own legs a few times too
12) Have someone operate a chain saw at the foot of your bed all night...record this and play it every night close to your ear
13) Have your kids, husband, wife, significant other & even friends continuously and randomly lick your face and spit on you so you build up a tolerance to all the drool and slobber kisses you will be getting
14) Practice sitting on the floor as well as other hard surfaces as you will most likely have no room on your sofa. Your behind needs to toughen up
15)Have someone constantly lean heavy objects against your legs without warning to practice keeping your balance
16) Sleep with at least 2 people in your bed because 1 Mastiff in your bed is equivalent to 2 people that constantly toss, turn and hit you in the head multiple times a night. Don't fool yourself into thinking that they won't be on your bed. 150 to 200 lbs WILL be jumping on you in the middle of the night just because they want to snuggle
💞 Be prepared for total unconditional love with no expectations other than you love them in return💕

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05/10/2024

Yellow male (Brodie) at his new home in Whitmore Lake.

05/10/2024

Black Male (Rubeus) at his new home in Owosso.

05/10/2024

8 Weeks Old - Black (Female)

05/10/2024

8 Weeks Old - Blu (Male)
SOLD: Living in Detroit