Cedar Cabin Creams AKC LH Dachshund's

01/19/2025

01/18/2025

💙🩵💙🩵 👀 for 🏡’s PM for info

01/16/2025

01/14/2025

God is good all the time😊 ee creams 2 boys, 3 girls 1
(1 girl on reserve)

01/13/2025

💖Opal & Lances 2 weeks old litter 💖

01/12/2025

Lily’s Rainbow 🌈 litter 💗

01/12/2025

In the wee hours of the morning she gave birth to 3 BOYS AND 4 GIRLS (1 girl reserved) all ee creams, pictures to come later. 💚🧡💙🐾🩷💛💜🩷

01/08/2025

Tehehe 🤭

01/03/2025

💙💙🩵🩵👀🏘️ www.cedarcabincreams.net

01/01/2025

Opal is such a great momma💗 7 puppies, 3 girls and 4 boys!!!
Three girls are on reserve, we are accepting applications for the four boys www.cedarcabincreams.net

01/01/2025

💝Love at first lick then another and yet another and more ❣️Happy Gotcha Day Keilee & Millie!

12/25/2024

12/21/2024

“Happy Gotcha Day!” 🎉 and a very Merry Christmas 🎄 to these lovely people who are bringing home some Christmas Joy today! 🎁

12/14/2024

Update….for the LeBlanc family

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12/02/2024

What a fun read!

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Longhair Dachshund. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your dog comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the doxie ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your dog suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your doxie to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your fur baby comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Noooooo
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
Hey hey hey
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the dogs zipper on the rear legs as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your fur baby is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Longhair Dachshund.

11/10/2024

We have two very special announcements!!!

11/01/2024

Borrowed from a friend 🤗