Nothin’ Fancy Homebrew

04/01/2023

What’s everyone’s favorite plant(s) that you own or want to own? 🪴✨

Pictured is my Philodendron Tortum which is one of my faves because of how wild it looks. 🤪

03/20/2023

Spring has officially sprung (hallelujah, am I right?!) which means
🌿Start of Spring deal time! 🌞

What you get:

🍃One 12 oz bottle of Nothin’ Fancy Homebrew plant food, direction card and complementary pipette for easy dosing (normally $20)

• AND •

🐾One 8 oz bottle of SCRAM! Natural, non-toxic cat-deterrent plant spray (normally $23)

✨ All that for only $35 (shipping included!) ✨

Venmo or Facebook pay only!
Comment on this post or DM me your order ☺️

03/16/2023

✨Important shop update✨

Due to unforeseen outrageously high shipping rates that caused me to make zero profit on my first round of orders of Nothin’ Fancy Homebrew plant food (trial and error, amirite? 🫠) I unfortunately will have to raise the price from $15 to $20 a bottle (shipping still included***) so that I can continue shipping my product to all of you awesome folks that live outside of Washington! Thank you all for your understanding and continued support. 💚

Love & good vibes,
Hailey

03/16/2023

It’s heeeerrrreee!
Everyone meet the second product to join my Nothin’ Fancy Homebrew brand…….

🐾✨SCRAM!✨🐾
A non-toxic, vegan cat deterrent spray that’s safe and super effective!

Over the last month I’ve been testing my naturally-derived spray on my most-targeted plants by putting them on my dining room table, completely vulnerable to my cat (who is so out of control that he has eaten half a bag of hotdog buns before) to GREAT success! After just one application my plants have remained completely unscathed! I recommend spraying your plants at least once a month as my cat decided yesterday to start sniffing my ZZ plant so I gave it another couple of spritzes and that did the trick. You can feel confident using this effective spray knowing it DOES NOT contain any harmful essential oils (the oils used are also dog-friendly as well, of course) like the other sprays on the market.

Bottles are 8 fl oz and $23 (shipping calculated into price)

Venmo or fb pay only
Comment below how many bottles you’d like and I’ll DM for transactions

*I will be making these to order so there is unlimited stock. ☺️

03/16/2023

03/14/2023

Part two of Plant Charms drop ✨
It should also be noted I can customize these to say whatever you want—like your cute names for your plants!
Prices listed next to charms. ☺️

Venmo or fb pay only please!
Shipping included in price*

03/14/2023

Batch 1/2 of plant charms! These go great on vining plants, ZZs, mini monsteras, etc. Some include semi-precious stones for extra
✨good vibes✨ and hand-painted beads also made by me. Prices are listed under each picture (shipping included).

Order three or more and get $2 off!

Please comment on the picture(s) of the ones you want and I will message you for payment!

Venmo or fb pay preferred!

03/12/2023

A helpful guide for proper plant placement based on lighting needs. 🌞 Thanks ReRoot!

03/12/2023

Stop, drop, and don’t repot unless you need to!

03/11/2023

“I like big leaves” decal

•$6 (shipping included)•

Dimensions 4” x 4”

03/08/2023

Okay, this decal turned out way too adorable to not go ahead and post. And guess what? This is one of my own drawings!

I’ll have 15 of these available as this amazing vinyl pattern has been discontinued.

$4 each / shipping included!

Dimensions 3” x 3.5”

Venmo: Hailey-Breusch
✨I also accept Facebook pay✨

03/07/2023

Sweet decals coming in hot. 🪴

03/05/2023

It be like that, but hey…it’s still satisfying. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Fresh off the vine.. there's nothing like it! Totally worth it. 🍅😄

03/04/2023

This is everything. 😍

When you leave that packet of mixed seeds in your pocket for too long...

Photo Bored Panda

03/03/2023

We are( as in just me 😂) getting there folks! Almost halfway through boxing up orders! Whewwww! 😮‍💨 I have never been so grateful to feel tired. I think my excitement increases with every bottle I wrap. Thank you guys so much for keeping the dream afloat! 💚

03/02/2023

Waiting on the boxes to arrive (c’mon Amazon!) so I can get all of your orders ready to be shipped tomorrow, so I had to take a second to appreciate one of my favorite plants (begonia brevirimosa) because those leaves are just *chefs kiss*. 😍 Less commonly talked about and way more maintenance than a Pink Princess Philodendron…but i find it so striking! ‼️Not for the under-waterers!‼️

I would LOVE to know what some of your all’s favorite plants are! *Leaf* me a comment or picture below! 💚

03/02/2023

Good morning plant friends- 🌱🌿

I wanted to give anyone who has ordered from me before today a heads up that your order will be shipped out tomorrow! I sincerely apologize for the delay, Amazon sent me the wrong size of boxes 🫠 so I will be boxing all orders up today when the new shipment arrives!
Thank you all for your patience and continued support.

Love & good vibes
-Hailey

02/28/2023

These two types of jewel orchids were on their last leg just four months ago, but after transplanting the bare stumps to a terrarium and making sure to add my brew every watering (because orchids are watered very seldomly) they are really taking off! I wish I had taken a picture before I pruned the tiny white blooms off!

02/27/2023

Hey guys!

So a dear old friend of mine suggested I do informative videos for you guys and I’m all about it! What topics, plant problems, questions, etc would you all like me to discuss?

✨🚨Anyone who leaves a question/suggestion will be entered into a drawing to win a free bottle of my signature organic plant food! 🚨✨

I will announce the winner by 7pm CST!