KK boxer pups

11/23/2023

Happy Thanksgiving to all my Puppy families

09/15/2023

His face at the end. 😂

09/15/2023

Left is Zena (daddy’s little girl)
Right Zeus (our dad)
Amazing how much they look alike.

09/10/2023

Bella, Rosie, Zeus, Zena.
&Zoey in the back.
Difficult getting them all to look.

09/07/2023

Blue has finally found his fur ever home.

08/31/2023

We have this handsome cuddle bug who knows he is in charge left!
He loves to cuddle, play and give puppy kisses.
Up to date on all shots and ready to go home today!
Please message if interested.
Share as well please.

08/29/2023

Dear Boxer Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your boxer dog. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your boxer comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the boxer ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Phycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Phycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Phycho mode in regards to there being none. Should your boxer suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your boxer to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your boxer comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Leave it
OMFG
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the boxers zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your boxer is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your boxer. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.

Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

08/26/2023

Blu is the last puppy
Still looking for a furever home.

08/26/2023

One more puppy goes home to his furever home. Miss him already. Enjoy him ❤️

08/17/2023

Two beautiful males looking for their furever home. For more information please reach out to me

08/15/2023

Thought this was funny.

08/10/2023

One of two males available
Looking for his furever home

08/05/2023

Daisy went to her fuuurrrrever home today.
She is already loving on her hooooman best friend.

08/05/2023

Puppy two for sale.

08/05/2023

Puppy one for sale.

08/02/2023

Our one male went to his furever home today.
Best of luck!
We’ll miss him.

08/02/2023

Puppies went to the vet today! Everyone is doing good and ready to go home!
We have two male puppies left.
PM if interested.

07/12/2023

Welcome my new fur baby
It’s a boy
I’m thinking blu for a name

07/03/2023

Our 5 puppies that are available.
Message for more details.

03/17/2023

MY BOY
HAPPY 6th BIRTHDAY 🎂
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ❤️

01/09/2023

01/01/2023

HAPPY NEW YEAR ❤️

12/31/2022

 The last puppy has found its fur ever home. Would like to thank all of you for taking care of my fur babies. Please send pics whenever you get a chance would love to see them grow. Good luck to all of you.

12/27/2022

We have one beautiful female looking for her forever home. almost 4 months old. If interested please PM me for more details.
Please share

12/23/2022

Two beautiful female puppies still looking for their forever home. PM for more information

12/22/2022

I LOVE THIS ❤️❤️

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'
'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.
Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.
Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up'.The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveller asked.
'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'
'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in..'
'How about my friend here?' the traveller gestured to the dog.
There should be a bowl by the pump.'
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveller filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
'What do you call this place?' the traveller asked.
This is Heaven,' he answered.
'Well, that's confusing,' the traveller said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'
'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'
'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'
'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'" Dogs are family ❤

Artist: T. C. Chiu

Words: Earl Hamner Jr.