BLOOMing Aussies

03/07/2022

Banned commercial deemed too naughty for air - but it is very funny!

09/26/2021

All of our puppies have gone to their new homes. If you happen to have one of our pups, please share pictures of them! ❤️❤️

09/19/2021

(I did not write this, just thought it was hilarious and so true so I wanted to share.)

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Australian Shepherd!

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Australian Shepherd comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Australian Shepherd ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Australian Shepherd suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Australian Shepherd to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge can activate mode 2 without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Renewable Outer Coating: Your Aussie comes with. Tactally friendly covering. This covering drops off him in clumps all over the house twice per year and in individual fibers daily. Not to worry, the supply of natural fibers is constantly renewed.

Naming: Your Australian Shepherd comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Drop that!
Really?!?
Nutjob
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Don’t eat that!
Seriously? Really?!?
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth
Really?!?
Why did I sign up for this???
Get outta the trash!

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Australian Shepherd's zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Australian Shepherd is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the biting chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do. We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Australian Shepherd.

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.

Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns. This is your problem now. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favour.

09/18/2021

Peek a boo!! These 2 cuties are still looking for a furever home!!

09/12/2021

Puppies had their first baths today!! 6 weeks old. Cruella and Domino are still looking for their forever family.

09/07/2021

First up is Miss Rouge posing so pretty, then it’s Domino sleeping with her favorite toy, Cruella finally saw the phone and had to come investigate. Clifford is just hanging by the water dish. Last is Ginger being shy hiding behind sister Rouge.

09/04/2021

Our 3 reds are all pending now. The 2 Merle puppies are still available and we will take a deposit on them.

09/04/2021

Puppies are outside enjoying the attention from everyone going by the yard sales!! We are taking deposits. Puppies are 5 weeks old today.

08/29/2021

4 week old puppies enjoying their first plate of wet food.

08/21/2021

Puppies are 3 weeks old today. And teeth are starting to come in. I found this out when Rogue started chewing on my toes!!

08/14/2021

And Clifford, our only boy. He’s sticking his tongue out at us.

08/14/2021

This is Rogue, the only one who really cooperated for pictures so she gets two!! Also female and 2 weeks old.

08/14/2021

This is Cruella, girl. 2 weeks old and a little chunker!!

08/14/2021

2 weeks old today! This is Ginger, girl.

08/14/2021

We have eyes now!! 2 weeks old today. This is Domino, girl.

08/10/2021

Getting so big. Should open eyes this week.

08/10/2021

08/02/2021

Just a few pictures of the new puppies this morning. Top to bottom they are: Domino, Clifford, Cruella, Rogue, and Ginger.

08/01/2021

As we build our page, If you already have one of our puppies, feel free to post pictures so others can see them as they grow up!! Plus, we love to see pictures of our puppies, we love them all as if they are our own.

07/31/2021

Eve and her puppies this morning. She is such a proud and happy mommy.

07/31/2021

Eve and her puppies this morning. She is such a happy, proud mommy.

07/31/2021

07/31/2021

07/31/2021

Welcome to our Aussies page. Here we will show off our Aussie litters and update pics of the puppies to be rehomed to their Forever homes!