Scruffy to Fluffy Experienced Grooming, LLC

02/15/2025

😂

Oh boy!

01/27/2025

To be a fly on the wall with this guy 😂

Last weekend, I made the brilliant decision to buy my wife a 100,000-volt pocket-sized Taser for her safety. Seems reasonable, right? What could go wrong?
Let me tell you a tale...
I brought the Taser home, loaded it with two AAA batteries, and was disappointed when pushing the button didn’t do anything. A quick read of the instructions told me to press it against a metal surface for a blue arc of electricity. Cool, right? It worked. (Apologies to Dana for the burn mark on the microwave.)
Now, as a responsible husband, I thought: "I should test this thing to be sure it’s effective before handing it to my wife." My cat Leo, watching with wide-eyed curiosity, briefly crossed my mind as a test subject, but I love him too much for that (don’t worry, Leo). So naturally, I decided to test it on myself.
I sat in my recliner, wearing a singlet and shorts, and carefully read the directions.
1-second burst: mild shock and disorientation.
2-second burst: muscle spasms and loss of control.
3-second burst: full-on fish-out-of-water flopping.
“It’s just two AAA batteries,” I thought. How bad could it be? Famous last words.
I touched the prongs to my thigh and pressed the button.
What followed can only be described as an out-of-body experience. I’m pretty sure the gates of heaven briefly opened. Hulk Hogan definitely body-slammed me, recliner and all. I woke up in the fetal position, drenched in sweat, with my body convulsing like I’d been plugged into a power grid.
Highlights of my post-shock survey:
The recliner was upside down and 8 feet away.
My cat was clinging to the fireplace mantle, meowing like a banshee.
My reading glasses had taken up residence on the TV.
Both ni***es, my right thigh, and my pride were twitching uncontrollably.
Drooling was my new normal, and I might have lost control of... other bodily functions.
Oh, and my testicles? They still haven’t been located. Reward offered.
Dana? She laughed until tears ran down her face, absolutely loved the gift, and now wields it as a threat in our household.
Moral of the story: Don’t test a Taser on yourself. Ever. For any reason.
(Also, shoutout to Leo for surviving the chaos. Brave little guy.)

10/12/2024

This is amazing 😂 🤣

10/04/2024

❤️❤️

10/04/2024

10/04/2024

Cute before and afters! Love my doggos!!

09/14/2024

Pretty gurl before and after :)

09/11/2024

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09/09/2024

Loving every minute with all these fur babies! Lots of before and afters!

08/11/2024

My salon is open!! Come check it out! 2543 Babcock Road Suite 100

06/05/2024

I just want to say thank you. Thank you for staying with your groomer who loves your dogs and cats. Thank you for following me and making my dream come true. Thank you for believing in me that I would someday own my own business and now I'm finally doing it and love it! Thank you to all my family, my friends and especially my clients, you all really know how to make me feel appreciated. This is one of the best journeys of my life and I'm so happy I choose this as my career when I was about 20 years old. I'm a proud happy groomer over here☺️ Now I just have to get better at updating my website and Facebook with all my new pics lol
But sincerely, thank you all!

04/15/2024

I have a few openings left on Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday if anyone wants to book:) The weather is getting beautiful, time to get those haircuts in for cooler pups!

04/01/2024

Tis the season for mud and mats! Fleas and ticks too! Call and book your appointment with me as I'm booking up fast! 920-471-8274 Scruffy to Fluffy won't let u down;)

03/18/2024