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06/20/2023

Yea, social learning! It's like going to doggy school without the fancy uniforms and lunch boxes. Dogs have a natural knack for observing and imitating behaviors, just like humans. And trust me, they're not just watching to steal your snacks or copy your fashion sense. Nope, dogs are little social scientists, learning by watching their canine buddies and even their human companions. So, if you're a dog trainer who hasn't grasped the concept of social learning, buckle up, because I'm about to tell you some cautionary tales.

Picture this: a trainer who believes that dogs are blank slates, devoid of any observational skills. They stick to the good ol' methods of yanking on choke chains, shouting "no" at the top of their lungs, and generally treating dogs like they're auditioning for a role in "Boot Camp: Canine Edition." Well, let me tell you, the fallout from this kind of ignorance can be a real doggy disaster. Jeff Gellman - and the poor Pyrenees service dog he threw a towel wrap at- came to my mind ( https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-51120105) or The Dog Daddyy who drags and chokes dogs on their prong collars until submission ( thank you Zak George for making a video about this most dangerous individual) https://www.tiktok.com//video/7209773407842356523
Sorry I got side squirreled,
First, let's talk about imitation. Dogs are like furry mimics, and they're not afraid to copy what they see. So, if a trainer is using harsh, punitive methods, guess what? The poor pup is likely to imitate that aggression and become a master at growling and snarling. Congratulations, trainer! You just turned a sweet little Fido into a canine shark. Now, let's see if you can handle that black orca.

But wait, there's more! Enter emulation learning. This is when dogs achieve the same result but using a different method. So, imagine a clever Hans-trainer who insists on dragging dogs around by their leashes, completely disregarding the fact that dogs have their unique ways of doing things. Well, guess what? The clever canines will figure out their own techniques, often resulting in leash pulling that would make a tugboat blush. Way to go, trainer! You just taught those dogs that a peaceful walk is as mythical as a rainbow-colored unicorn.

Now, let's not forget social facilitation. This is when the presence of others enhances behavior. And boy, does it enhance! If you have a group of dogs in training, and one dog is anxious and barks, congratulations! You've just orchestrated a synchronized acapella-bark team. It's like a canine barking disaster; it's high-stress for everyone involved. Bravo, trainer! You've created a chorus line of chaos.

Finally, we have emotional contagion. Dogs are emotional sponges, soaking up the vibes around them. If a trainer is stressed, frustrated, aggressive, or just plain grumpy, guess what? The dogs will catch that emotional bug faster than you can say "negative reinforcement." That's right, folks. The trainer's bad mood will spread like wildfire, turning a training session into a canine flooding session. Congratulations, trainer! You just became the world's first anti-therapy trainer for dogs. Give yourself a pat on the back, preferably with a rolled-up newspaper.

So, dear trainers, let these cautionary tales be a lesson to you. Suport social learning, understand the power of observation and tap into your dog's innate ability to learn from their peers and you. Do No Harm Dog Training and ethical training methods are the way to go. Leave the outdated techniques in the history books where they belong. And if you need a serious training handbook to guide you on this enlightened path, grab Linda Michaels's "The Do No Harm Dog Training and Behavior Handbook." It's like a GPS for the ethical dog trainer, guiding you away from training pitfalls and steering you towards a rewarding and harmonious relationship with your four-legged companions.

Remember, folks, train with empathy, humor, and a sharp wit. Because in the world of dog training, it's not just about teaching tricks—it's about fostering a bond based on trust, understanding, and a mutual love for belly rubs.

04/16/2023

Oh, you wouldn't believe what happened today on my way to a client! I encountered a Border Collie – you know, one of those dogs known for being "just a tad" smarter than your average pup. So, there it was, gallivanting down the street, totally owning the opposite lane like it was some sort of canine marathon. Naturally, I decided to stop and do my good deed for the day. I simply told the dog, "Go home." And, would you believe it? That fluffy Einstein actually stopped, turned around, and sprinted back in the direction it came from! I mean, who needs a GPS when you've got a Border Collie, am I right? Anyway, it was just another day in the life of a force free dog trainer with a dash of good fortune and, a ton of sarcasm.

Do you have a similar story about smart dogs? Let me hear.

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03/14/2023

Oh, hello there!
And today, we're going to talk about why it's important to address secure attachment when dealing with dog-separation anxiety.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Secure attachment? What is this, a therapy session?" But trust me, when it comes to separation anxiety, understanding your dog's attachment style can make a world of difference.

You see, dogs with insecure attachment styles are more likely to develop separation anxiety. These are the dogs that just can't bear to be away from their owners for even a second. They'll whine, bark, destroy furniture, and generally make a nuisance of themselves until their owners return.

On the other hand, dogs with secure attachment styles are more likely to handle separation well. These are the dogs that may be a bit sad when their owners leave, but they'll settle down and wait patiently for their return.

So, how do you know if your dog has a secure or insecure attachment style? Well, there are a few signs to look out for. If your dog follows you around everywhere, constantly seeks physical contact, and becomes visibly distressed when you leave, they may have an insecure attachment style.

On the other hand, if your dog is independent and doesn't seem to mind being left alone, they may have a secure attachment style.

Now, addressing your dog's attachment style isn't a cure-all for separation anxiety. But it can certainly help. By working to build a secure attachment with your dog, you can help them feel more confident and less anxious when you're not around.

Some ways to build a secure attachment include regular training sessions, giving your dog plenty of positive reinforcement, and ensuring they have plenty of physical and mental stimulation throughout the day.

And of course, if your dog is already experiencing separation anxiety, it's important to work with a qualified professional to develop a comprehensive treatment plan that addresses all aspects of the issue.

So, there you have it. Another day, another lesson in canine psychology from your favorite self-sarcastic and funny, trauma-informed, force-free crossover trainer. Remember, folks, if your dog has separation anxiety, don't just treat the symptoms – address the root cause by building a secure attachment.

03/13/2023

I could not resist replying:

Hello there Barrister M. Daniel,

Firstly, greetings to you too! As for my family, well, they're as dysfunctional as ever, but I appreciate your concern.

Ah yes, the elusive email. Sorry to disappoint, but my inbox isn't exactly a priority in my life. I'm too busy dealing with aggressive dogs and their neurotic owners. But I'll make an exception just for you and check it out.

Oh, look at that! Your email managed to slip through the sea 🌊of spam messages and landed in my inbox. Congratulations! Unfortunately, I have yet to find the time to grace you with a response. But don't worry, I'll get around to it eventually.

In the meantime, I hope you have a great day too. May it be filled with as much excitement as a chihuahua's bark.

Best regards
Your sarcastic Dear…

03/05/2023

Oh, hey there folks! Yup it’s me, your favorite self-sarcastic and funny, trauma-informed, force-free crossover trainer!

And boy, do I have a story for you today.

So, a new client just messaged me about his aggressive 9-week-old puppy. And let me tell you, when I read that message, my first thought was, "Great. Just what this puppy needed - another trauma." But hey, I didn't become a dog behaviorists to only work with easy cases, right? Bring on the aggressive puppies!

Now, if you think that's bad, wait until you hear about what this poor puppy's been through. Apparently, the vet kept her in a kennel for two nights when she was only 8 weeks old, and didn't let her family see her. Can you imagine the trauma this little fluff ball must have gone through? I mean, I've seen some pretty messed up stuff in my years of working with aggressive dogs, but that takes the cake.

But here's the thing - trauma is no joke, especially for puppies. And while it may seem like a minor incident to us humans, it can have a serious impact on a dog's behavior and wellbeing. That's why it's so important to approach training and behavior modification with a trauma-informed mindset.

And don't even get me started on the vet who thought it was okay to keep a 9 week-old puppy in a kennel without any human interaction. I mean, come on - we're supposed to be the ones looking out for our furry friends, not causing them more stress and anxiety. But hey, we all make mistakes, right? Even vets.

So, what's the takeaway from all of this? Well, for starters, if you're dealing with an aggressive puppy, don't hesitate to reach out to a Trauma-informed behavior consultant who has experience working with these types of cases. And if your pup has experienced trauma in the past, be sure to take that into account when developing a training plan. And as for vets - well, let's just hope they learn from their mistakes join a fear free class and start treating our furry friends with the care and respect they deserve.

Thanks for tuning in, folks. Until next time, keep it sarcastic and force-free

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03/02/2023

The concept of dominance as it relates to inter-species relationships, such as Canis/Homo dominance, is not clearly defined in ethology. So when we use the term "dominance" in the context of dog training, we are likely using it in the everyday sense of power and influence over others.

As a force-free crossover trainer with over 20 years of experience working with aggressive dogs, I can tell you that I have seen my fair share of dogs that were labeled as "dominant." But in reality, these dogs were simply trying to meet their basic needs for survival.

Our job as guardians of these animals is to support their needs, not to project our own egos and desires for control onto them. When we do this, we are not only being inhumane, but we are also likely exacerbating any aggressive behaviors that may already be present.

Instead, we should focus on understanding the individual needs of each dog and helping them to meet those needs in a positive and healthy way. This will not only reduce aggression, but it will also foster a stronger and more trusting relationship between the dog and their guardian.

So let's leave behind these outdated ideas of dominance and control and focus on what really matters: supporting the needs of our animal companions in a humane and compassionate way. Thank you, John Bradshaw, for bringing attention to this important issue.

03/01/2023

Statement: Force-free trainers fail to train aggressive dogs

Reply: Oh yes, force-free training is clearly a total failure when it comes to aggressive dogs. I mean, who needs positive reinforcement and gentle methods when you can scare the living daylights out of a dog until it does what you want? That's clearly the most effective way to build trust and create a happy, well-adjusted pup. I'm sure all the aggressive dogs out there are just dying for a good old-fashioned intimidation session. Bravo, forceful trainers, you've really got it all figured out.

03/01/2023

Welcome to Self-Sarcastic Force Free Trainer

Mr. S is a certified "force-free" dog trainer who has spent years studying and practicing ethical dog training and trauma-informed behavior intervention. Despite his dedication to positive reinforcement and humane training techniques, Mr. S is known for his sarcastic sense of humor and tendency to call out misconceptions about dog training and behavior.

Growing up with a pack of dogs, Mr. S developed a deep love and respect for animals at a young age. However, it wasn't until he adopted his first rescue dog that he became interested in dog training and behavior. He quickly realized that traditional training methods, which relied on punishment and coercion, were ineffective and harmful to dogs' well-being.

Determined to learn more about ethical dog training, Mr. S immersed himself in the world of Ethical Training, attending seminars and workshops and studying under some of the top Peers in the field. He also became passionate about trauma-informed behavior intervention, recognizing the importance of understanding and addressing the underlying emotional issues that often drive problem behaviors in dogs.

Despite his expertise and dedication to force-free training, Mr. S has a biting sense of humor that can catch people off guard. He's not afraid to call out trainers and pet owners who cling to outdated and harmful training techniques, using sarcasm to highlight the absurdity of using pain and fear to teach dogs. At the same time, Mr. S is always willing to share his knowledge and expertise with those who are open to learning and growing as trainers and caregivers.

To Mr. S, ethical dog training isn't just about achieving obedience or compliance. It's about building a strong and trusting relationship between humans and dogs based on mutual respect and understanding. And while he may use sarcasm and humor to make his points, there's no doubt that Mr. S's heart is in the right place when it comes to advocating for the well-being of dogs.

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Welcome to Self-Sarcastic Force Free Trainer Mr. S is a certified "force-free" dog trainer who has spent years studying and practicing ethical dog training and trauma-informed behavior intervention. Despite his dedication to positive reinforcement and humane training techniques, Mr. S is known for his sarcastic sense of humor and tendency to call out misconceptions about dog training and behavior. Growing up with a pack of dogs, Mr. S developed a deep love and respect for animals at a young age. However, it wasn't until he adopted his first rescue dog that he became interested in dog training and behavior. He quickly realized that traditional training methods, which relied on punishment and coercion, were ineffective and harmful to dogs' well-being. Determined to learn more about ethical dog training, Mr. S immersed himself in the world of Ethical Training, attending seminars and workshops and studying under some of the top Peers in the field. He also became passionate about trauma-informed behavior intervention, recognizing the importance of understanding and addressing the underlying emotional issues that often drive problem behaviors in dogs. Despite his expertise and dedication to force-free training, Mr. S has a biting sense of humor that can catch people off guard. He's not afraid to call out trainers and pet owners who cling to outdated and harmful training techniques, using sarcasm to highlight the absurdity of using pain and fear to teach dogs. At the same time, Mr. S is always willing to share his knowledge and expertise with those who are open to learning and growing as trainers and caregivers. To Mr. S, ethical dog training isn't just about achieving obedience or compliance. It's about building a strong and trusting relationship between humans and dogs based on mutual respect and understanding. And while he may use sarcasm and humor to make his points, there's no doubt that Mr. S's heart is in the right place when it comes to advocating for the we