08/25/2022
It's about time for me to go, but before I do.
To Isis: You have been the best girlfriend a guy could ask for. I always enjoyed cuddling with you, our grooming sessions, teaming up to get what we wanted, and every moment we just hung out together. Take care of Liza and Clint. They will struggle to adapt without me around.
To Cain: You are a good roommate and a worthy rival. I appreciate you keeping me sharp with our play fights. You are athletic and strong, so don't be afraid. Take care of Martha for me. She will need your company.
To Martha: You are the most loyal human a kitty could have. Thank you for all the meals you fed me, all the litter you scooped, and all the fresh laundry you set out for me to lie on. You were like a second mom to me.
To Clint: Thanks for being my buddy. Having you around opened me up to a world of new experiences, like midnight snacks, late night attention, and watching wrestling. I'm so glad you joined our family.
To Liza: It's been an honor to be the kitty love of your life. Thank you for fifteen wonderful years of love. You welcomed me into your home and gave me an incredibly blessed life. Getting to supervise you when studying or working from home were some of my favorite days. I will cherish every moment we spent together.
Thank you to all of you for your love and friendship. I will never forget you, and I hope you will never forget me.
