11/22/2025
If I have significantly less hair the next time y'all see me, BLAME HER!
I had been working in the colubrid room most of the day. I was just finishing up my last task, which was refreshing her water. Literally the last task of the night, and I had also gotten the room all nice and organized and put together. This girl, this BRAT, decided to do something she's never done before and darted out the door of her enclosure. Within 60 seconds she was completely gone. I swore it was like watching a dinosaur despawn in ARK. It took 20 hours to find her. I never went to bed that night, and didn't find her until almost 3pm the next day. She'd darted out the door, which is normally not even open, and escaped into the main basement area. 40 hours without sleep, but I did find her, and was promptly thanked with several spicy kisses. She's lucky I love her so dang much.
(Seriously though, this happened Sunday/Monday and I took the day off work to look for her. I was an absolute wreck. This is a sensitive species and while the colubrid room is fully finished, the rest of the basement is not. It is too cold, dry, and offers way too many places to hide/escape into the walls. I've been brain dead the rest of the week.)