10/31/2025
💥 Sound the Tiny Tornado Siren 💥
Everyone, drop what you’re doing. We have an 8-pound emergency. His name? Jolly Roger.
His crime? Being illegally cute. 😵💫🐾
At just 8 weeks old, this baby pirate is captaining the S.S. Zoomies straight into your heart (and probably your shoe rack). He’s fully armed with puppy breath, toe nibbles, and the attention span of a goldfish. 🏴☠️💨
Jolly Roger believes in:
🐶 Full-speed zoomies only
🐱 Making friends with cats (confusing them deeply) and doggies
🍪 Cookie breaks every 4 minutes
🦴 Chewing stuff that’s “definitely not for chewing”
👶 Practicing his sit and stay (but only when snacks are involved)
He’s the total package: part chaos gremlin, part marshmallow. You’ll need to bring the patience, the puppy training, and a sense of humor… but in return you’ll get 100% pure, unfiltered joy on four tiny legs. 💖