
10/11/2025
📜👑From the Desk of Her Royal Wrinkliness, Princess:
I, Princess the Shar Pei, aged 11 years young, hereby declare my search for a suitable estate.
⚔️Applicant requirements:⚔️
👑 At least one premium couch or chaise lounge, upon which I shall recline.
👑 A heated blanket for chilly evenings (silk sheets optional, but encouraged).
👑 Television access to Animal Planet, so that I may stay informed on my subjects.
👑 Meals shall be delicious, frequent, and served with grace. If attempting to disguise medication within said meal…please note, I possess a PhD in Pill Detection and will politely return your efforts to sender.
I am a lady of refined taste and impeccable manners. I keep my kennel spotless, walk with elegance on a leash, and have demonstrated excellent etiquette when engaging in polite conversation through the fence with other canines. 🐶 I am open to cohabitating with another dog, provided they share my temperament being calm, respectful, and equally uninterested in chaos. I do not indulge in rough play. I socialize, not spar.
👧🏼🐱I’ve done well with kids (so long as they respect my throne) and can coexist with cats, provided they stay out of my dining room.
✨ I’m the full package: wise, gentle, loyal, and sophisticated with just the right amount of sass. I’ve earned the right to be spoiled, and I’m looking for someone who agrees.
If you believe your home is fit for royalty, present yourself at Huntington Humane for an audience with me.
Signed with grace and wrinkles,
Her Majesty, Princess the Shar Pei