11/16/2025
Meet Nolan: the shelter’s undisputed favorite child…and we’re not even pretending otherwise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it… parents “don’t pick favorites,” but look us in the eye and tell us this walking russet potato shouldn’t be everyone’s No. 1. 👀👀 You can’t. Because he is perfection 😇
Nolan arrived a week ago as a strayand immediately said, “Hello, it’s me, your pride and joy.” And honestly? He’s not wrong. 💁🏼♂️
About Nolan:
🔅 General Aura: Golden Retriever energy trapped in a baked potato body.
🔅 As wide as he is tall (we respect a king built like a throw pillow)
🔅 Intelligence? Can’t confirm, but he feels like he always knows where the snacks are so that’s says something, right?
🔅 Kiddos: Loves them; distributes kisses like they’re free samples at Costco
🔅 With Dogs: Bro-tier friendly. Gives off “I brought the chips to the party” energy.
🔅 With Cats: Walks past them like a middle-aged man ignoring drama at work.
🔅Leash Skills: Surprisingly pristine for a root vegetable
🔅Treat Taking: Delicate. Gentle. Would absolutely say “pardon me” if he could talk.
🔅Special Ability: Makes adults speak in baby voices within 0.4 seconds of meeting him
🔅 Weakness: Smooshy face is dangerously kissable
Overall Rating: 13/10 Favorite child energy