The Turd Bandits

11/16/2025

🚨 PSA FROM THE LAWN: STOP THE SMEAR CAMPAIGN 🚨 Summer’s over. The grass isn’t tall enough to hide your dog’s doo-doo anymore. It’s time to face the turd truth.

Let The Turd Bandits clean up your act. We scoop. We bag. We vanish the evidence. Your yard stays fresh, your shoes stay clean, and your dog keeps its dignity.

👉 Sign up now at https://www.theturdbandits.com Because mowing over p**p isn’t a landscaping strategy—it’s a cry for help.

Support your local p**per scooper this winter! We’re not heroes… but we get "it" done year round! 💩With FREE FIRST CLEANS and AFFORDABLE pricing as low as $10 a week why wouldn't treat yourself and family! Y'all deserve it! Get yourself a TURD BANDIT, and life will never be the same!

11/13/2025

11/12/2025

Hey this is Buddy Ryan, and just letting everyone know for some reason I’m not getting all my text messages! So please text me if you wish to talk to me at 765-450-9091. Also feel free to message any social media account! If I haven’t responded to you this is the reason! Please try another way! Sorry for any inconveniences this has caused!

11/12/2025

Makes sense!

11/11/2025

Free First Cleans and Free Week for all Veterans today! Get your spot on the route!

11/10/2025

Hello good morning ! This is a message from The Turd Bandits! Due to the fresh snowfall still coming down, and being the only snow this week(we hope) we will be rescheduling all Mondays visits to Tuesday and Wednesday this week. Sorry for any inconvenience this may of caused! Our mission is to make the best experience possible and provide safety for our techs! Any issues feel free to reach out!

11/02/2025

Dog or Cat? Who won?

11/02/2025

10/31/2025

Here’s some good information!

Happy Halloween!
Here’s some tips to keep your pets safe. 🎃👻🐾❤️

10/31/2025

https://www.TheTurdBandits.com for a free quote!

10/29/2025

They didn’t choose the Barklife! The Barklife chose them! The Turd Bandits wishes ALL Bandits a Bodacious Barkoween! Stay safe and let’s hope you don’t run into these Candynappers! We’re still as low as $10 weekly and FREE First Cleans! For a FREE Quote go to https://www.TheTurdBandits.com