The Turd Bandits

12/04/2025

🎄💩 Sleigh the Mess This Christmas! 💩🎄 Santa’s got enough on his plate — don’t let reindeer games wreck your holiday vibe!

🦌 Whether it’s Dasher, Dancer, or that one rogue Rudolph, The Turd Bandits are on patrol to keep your yard festive and feces-free.

✨ We scoop the p**p, so you can deck the halls! ✅ Holiday-ready lawns ✅ Elf-level efficiency ✅ As low as $10 a week with FREE FIRST CLEANS

📅 Book your pre-party p**p clean-up today and let your guests enjoy the snow — not the surprises in it. Also this is the gift ALL your dog lover's want! Get a FREE QUOTE @ https://www.theturdbandits.com today! Don't wait until spring!

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12/04/2025

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12/03/2025

12/03/2025

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12/02/2025

11/28/2025

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11/27/2025

Black Friday’s here, the deals are hot,
But your backyard’s lookin’ like a crime plot.
Call The Turd Bandits, we’ll clean it fast,
No p**p too fresh, no pile too vast!
🎶 We scoop, we save, we ride at dawn—
20% off for your first 6 months then the turds are gone! Use code Black20 during sign up!
Valid only until November 30th 11:59 pm!!! New Customers ONLY! Sign up @ https://www.theturdbandits.com
Best Sale of the year with Free FIRST CLEANS!

11/27/2025

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11/26/2025

Better pay up this Thanksgiving!

11/25/2025

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