Happy Tails Pet Portraits

Happy Tails Pet Portraits We do portraits of your pet - the beautiful work of a master artist.

10/30/2024

Hi my Happy Tails friends, Got Roy in the Songbird with Penny and that other guy driving Nelly Bell. Did any of you know that Mimi Rogers is Roy Rogers' daughter, She was Tom Cruise's first wife and that looked like an unhappy break. Life... it's grace and its miseries. Okay here's the news -- Sadly my wife of 25 years has just been diagnosed with breast cancer and we've both been set back on our heels. Needless to say I might be a little delayed in filling current orders and a little slow with my responses. Please forgive me. I will get back to everyone .... One other note I recently met a very smart woman who is involved with purchase and sale of NFT's. I wish I could have done better by her but when it comes to computers, moving money, funding accounts, you might as well hire Trigger (Roy's horse). I am elderly now. I can do two things - paint and write - to an extent. Other stuff, call the cops. Happy tails to you until we meet again .... mike

08/29/2024

TO ALL MY HAPPY TAILS FRIENDS, CLIENTS, CUSTOMERS: PLEASE FORGIVE ME - IHAVE BEEN OUT OF TOUCH FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. 74 - NOT A GOLD SCORE. hEALTH PROBLEMS SINCE BOTCHED BACK OPERATION IN 2020. pLEASE KNOW FAILURE TO REPOND HAS WEIGHED ON ME AND i AM TRYING TO GET THE PAINTS AND BRUSHES BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. While in the hospital, rehab and home, essentially immobile I did gather and publish a book of essays and memoirs and a short stories, a poem or two. I'm happy to announce that my book -"Kindness is All" is now ready for order and for delivery on and from Amazon. If you pre-ordered it, it should arrive today or within two days. As I have mentioned, this is the one book for which I have overcome my natural "well-mannered" " anti-husker" "carnival-barker" self and am making an effort to let people know that it's out there and deserves to be read. It's kind of a wrap-up of thoughts that have percolated for many years, as I have struggled with the question: "How then shall we live?" (L. Tolstoy). I think of the book as a remote-control driven experience. Each episode is a little different than its neighbors: stories, memoirs, a poem or two, essays, etc. Read it slowly. Does it have a comedy channel? Not per se, though, in parts, it's funny as hell. So, read it. Let it sink in. If I didn't think that so much of it had been 'dictated,' so to speak, I wouldn't be so adamant, vain, a salesman, trying to make America, at least the 48 "contagious" states, become aware of it. Now, given that my online friends are, in fact, my friends at 74, I ask only two things of each you - and, as one character in the book says: 'I'm really asking.' FIRST: If you read it and feel that a friend, relative etc. would benefit from reading it, please let them know. (word-of-mouth) {The publisher is already pushing it in their pre-Christmas catalogue, and they're bargaining, based on an in-house opinion that the book will sell. Especially for Christmas. They believe that the book will make a beautiful Christmas gift.) SECOND: Again, if you read it and think it will benefit anybody you come across in the day-to-day, book clubs, social gatherings, busses, etc. please spread information by word of mouth. (word-of-mouth). You know, before social media word of mouth was everything. Of course it would be great to go viral, but I've been viral for five years. (ba dum bump) I have written four novels to date, published by big-name houses and although the critics think well of my writing, great reviews, the public has yet to appreciate the lit/crit noir makeup of my efforts. And, riding high in one of the NYC skyscrapers with editors ten years ago I made the mistake thinking they would handle the marketing. They didn't. And I was no exception. Fact is even the big houses might back only one out of fifty novels per year, and only then when they've made sure the book will have a good human-interest back-story for the TIMES. (Remember JD Vance? All that poverty, bootstraps, Harvard - book sucked. But now we know, ask any woman, that this literato, possesses one of the finest minds of the 19th Century). So, I need your help. I've never balked at sharing just about everything I've written, drawn, painted, etc. with Facebook. It's been a pleasure and a great experience to do so. But now - now I need your help. Not that it matters, and I hope this doesn't sound like some oily come-hither soft sell, but 20% net will go to St. Jude's, 20% for sick animals. Lisa and I don't have kids or a pet (allergic) so, these are good causes for us. Okay, that's the view from Prairie Home Whatever. Thank you, really, thank you for whatever help you can give me.

We do portraits of your pet - the beautiful work of a master artist.

For anybody who is sick; has been sick; has suffered a loss.
05/02/2024

For anybody who is sick; has been sick; has suffered a loss.

04/07/2024

Finnegan's Coded Quarrel

I rue the wet day you blocked me, O’ farmer with rickets, bow legged mother trolling the fairgrounds begging votes from cows for what about the boy, grasping and undeserved. I entered Osaka with traps and tom cats and die Sonne, a barber's clip, here and gone, the eighth, with a German lied and a con man’s encouragement, lying about the melodies on a Sunday at the Met while Artie talked math and how slopes and harmony come together when a man can’t sing or play. I surrendered to the slippage and siding slide of the King’s school on Park run by royalists pumping the First Shephard’s Play with the arrogance of god and the son’s birth right delayed, while Tom ,the sly cocky, a tepid cuppa tea wore daily those beige slippers, oversized yellow ochre, meant for leisure and vomit. He looked through lazy lids with disdain and hate, always the blue sweater of indeterminate tweed, and rewrote the Book of Kells, with patterns reminiscent of the Ring of Kelly, his hair, a dusty dip, his late kick, always the riposte, this nothing, ignored, apparently not waiting, but waiting till markets required the price of money. His bird, proper posh, dropped lumps of love like a pigeon in m***i. The roommate was a w***e swimming in a Tudor vat, quo vathis my dour called-to-account, Mon semblable, beaten down by the sergeant major, beastly dead, with a vision as stony as Sutpen's one hundred, driving the tough little coward to a wife with money and the GDP.

Dutch LandscapeIThe miller pinches soil, finger, and thumb, Tastes carbon, copper, finger, and thumb,Mourns the wife, do...
03/07/2024

Dutch Landscape

I

The miller pinches soil, finger, and thumb,
Tastes carbon, copper, finger, and thumb,
Mourns the wife, dog, cattle, the fire in the grate.
It is not good, all this goodness.
Calendars measure the hopeless cause:
Return to earth
The issue of her soul
When last we wore the armor of friendship.

II

Propose this: Chaos resolves to order over time.
The organic is perceived over time.
Patterns echo.
One cloud makes family with another.
Pigeons make their home in the pebbles on the roof.
The cleansing wind blows sunlight down.
This is our lot: to look behind the mediation of metaphor
And, without precedent, approximate the length of Light without bearer or cup when X equals horizon.

III

The proposition fails.
We’ve been given a world without harvest,
Only the sowing, sempiternal sowing
Of seeds that will not burst.
In the copper and the carbon,
Finger and thumb, we sow the sterile seed,
In the imagined heat of an errant sun.

IV

Yours was the genius of the vertical,
The fullness of derivative slopes,
The damp and fecund shadow-shade
Drowsy on a neighbor’s lawn.
Born with fears: the loud sound, falling,
Yes, falling from a bridge.
We took you in, damp with rain.
You stole from us in return, to return the all.

V

Yours was the first emanation,
The glow like pearl poured beyond the iron plane
Where sea retreats to salt,
Where sky ascends to thought.
(This is how we die:
Floating on the ballast of the never known,
A miller’s wheel, a windy night, an empty room,
A bed for one, the stuff of umbers confused with Greens.)

VI

In two weeks’ time, you die again
While mothers birth other boys.
In two weeks’ time, you live again,
Rising over Leyden
Where the miller’s son,
His pauper-portraits done,
Gives the lie to peace,
Gives the lie to rest.

02/19/2024

The Hudson In November

I went up river to find myself again,
With trees and water,
The cackling at dusk,
The crackle of fires. In the hills,
Spirits roam and never light,
Old friends, the lovely girl
Who danced in my arms
One month in mid-winter spring,
The whole thing, now, a damp log,
Rolling down Kuerner’s Hill
Like soft colored fog.

I felt her hands on my shoulders.
I am older. She is older. Yet she is
Young, as young as yesterday,
And I am still that spreading boy, so full
Of whatever sparkles the edge of my eyes.

I was ageless then, gifted, almost newborn,
With weight, the sorry wisdom of words,
Wisdom, yes, even then, sweating from my wide brow,
Where I hid water under eyebrows,
Flicking like small, unrepentant dogs.

So long I have carried those words,
Words I speak, relentless as a patient
Who made rough art of his threat to leave,
Who cannot censor his disease,
Deemed wordy, foolish, run-on and old,
My words make rough art, like Mystic and the sea,
Saying what they cannot see,
A girl who lives by the Sound,
Where there is no sound.

I did not waste them entirely,
These words, I mean.
Others read them,
And they limned the silhouettes
Of companions, enemies, fruited farms,
Growing mad in sixty summer fields,
Born in betrayal, turning tired ground
To furrows dark and brown.
In my heart she is mine, still,
Nothing if not a muse,
Though no one would agree.

The blue garment, I painted,
As rare as lapis lazuli,
Purchased as powder in tiny jars,
Then ground with water and binders,
To make the paint Angelico saved
To paint the outer robe of his Virgin.
The paint Vermeer saved for a shawl.
The paint I saved for her moods
(And others did the same,
Without the noise or billboards selling Christ,
Being gifted in the ways of life),
Gifted as I was in the ways of v***rs,
Chimeras, and the comfort that comes
On Saturdays, after a feast when family
Goes its own way, and
There's no one left to love.

On that field of freedom,
Fraudulent as a stage with flats.
I could not find myself
With the click and tickle of leaves
Warning their mothers, the trees,
About the snow before the snow falls.

Two stars flicker in the deep doesn't-matter,
Calling through unseen dark matter,
Seeking constellations, mirrors, or reasons why.
One settles for gatherings of understudies
A cast of thousands, milky like a fog.
The other has children who sleep and dream of two stars,
Brilliant as life, until the brush of one hand,
So lightly, on the shoulder.

02/13/2024

Happy Valentine's Day.

The Hudson In November

I went up the river to find myself again,
With trees and water, the cackling at dusk,
The crackle of fires. In the hills,
Spirits roam and never light,
Old friends, the lovely girl
Who danced in my arms
One month in mid-winter spring,
The whole thing, a damp log,
Rolling down Kuerner’s Hill
Like a soft colored fog,

I felt her hands on my shoulders.
I am older. She is older. Yet she is
As young as yesterday, and
I am still that spreading boy, so full
Of whatever sparkles the edge of my eyes.

I was ageless then, gifted, almost newborn,
With weight, the sorry wisdom of words,
Wisdom, yes, even then,
Sweating from my tawny brow,
Where I hid waters under eyebrows,
Flicking like small dogs.

So long I have carried those words,
Words I speak, relentless as a patient
Who made rough art of his threat to leave.
Who cannot censor his disease,
As words make rough art, like Truro and the sea,
Seeing what they cannot see,
A lovely girl who lives by Sound,
Where there is none.

I did not waste them entirely,
These words, I mean.
Others read them,
And they limned the silhouettes
Of companions, enemies, fruited farms,
Growing mad in sixty summer fields,
Turning tired ground to furrows dark and brown.

In my heart she is mine, still,
Though no one would agree.
The blue garment, I painted,
As rare as lapis lazuli,
Purchased as powder in tiny jars,
Then ground with water and binders,
To make the paint Angelico saved
For his Virgin.
The paint Vermeer saved for a shawl.
The paint I saved for her,
(And others did the same,
Being gifted in the ways of life),
Gifted as I was in the ways of v***rs,
Chimeras, and the comfort that comes
On Saturday, after a feast when family
Goes its own way.

There was no one to love
On that field of freedom,
Fraudulent as a play with flats.
I could not stay to find myself
With the click and tickle of leaves
Warning their mothers, the trees,
Before the snow falls.

Two stars flicker in the deep.
Calling through unseen dark matter,
Seeking constellations, mirrors, or reasons why.
One settles for gatherings of understudies and a cast,
The other has children who sleep and dream of two stars,
Brilliant as life, until the brush of one hand,
So lightly, on the shoulder.

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02/13/2024

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02/10/2024

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02/10/2024

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02/08/2024

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For the next 3 days, enjoy a 30% discount towards starting or adding to your collection of my work.

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02/08/2024

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Fine art tote bags are in stock now for all you lovers of functional art!

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02/07/2024

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02/06/2024

THAT OTHER LAND

That other land
A spit of land
A table top
A plain that renders hard
A soft bend in wild water
More than wind
With peaks, v***r,
A kind of loss,
Perhaps a premonition.

In shallow water,
Salt grass near the river’s edge,
I fell to hands and knees,
With moss, stones, and buried leaves,
Shadows made green
By the pose of a blue world.

He scurried, yes, scurried,
Busy, intent,
Building a bare tent
With cross bow and pot.
I fell again,
Hands and knees,
Failure to gain purchase
Being my life since I arrived,
All distance to that other land
Being time when I arrive again.

Not now, he said.
I’ve yet to prepare a meal.
Come soon, but not now,
Another time in this other land
We’ll share a meal,
The fish I fed my friends
On the sand
When it took a meal to soften hearts,
To lay their faithless hands
On the very soul
Waiting in that other land.

"Mike Hogan - 20210929 094709"
02/05/2024

"Mike Hogan - 20210929 094709"

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