24/05/2025
โ SOLD โ
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: A Horse That Canโt Hear Your Nonsense
Letโs be honest โ the in-laws are coming over, your uncleโs โgrillingโ raw chicken, and the only thing holding you together is sweet tea and spite. You know what you need? ๐๐๐ง๐ฃ๐จ.
Banjo is a 7-year-old, 15.3 hand, APHA-registered splash of emotional support with hooves. Heโs broke, beautiful, and deaf โ which means he doesnโt care about fireworks, screaming toddlers, or your ex yelling in the driveway. Heโs so unbothered you could drop a marching band behind him and heโd just keep trotting like, โNot my circus, not my monkeys.โ ๐๐ฒ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ ๐ป๐ผ๐ ๐ด๐ถ๐๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ป๐ฒ๐ถ๐ด๐ต.
โข Rides Western, English, probably ba****ck in a floaty if you ask nicely.
โข Barrel prospect? Sure.
โข Roping? Yeehaw.
โข Trails? Like a cloud. Spooky? Not at loud noises โ because, well, you know.
He wonโt judge. ๐๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ค๐ข๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ณ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข โ and honestly? Goals.
Banjo is priced like your sanity depends on it (๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ค๐ข๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต ๐ฎ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต). And remember: bad decisions make great stories, but Banjo is not one of them.
๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐๐๐จ ๐ข๐ง ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ!
๐๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ ๐ก๐ข๐ฆ. You wonโt regret it. Banjo probably wonโt even hear about it. All info: https://jonesfamilyandversatilityhorses.com/horse.asp?Id=1108&n=JS-CANYOUHEARMENOW