Sheehy Animal Hospital

08/23/2024

The winner of the last Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War:

2. The population of the countryside were almost wiped out entirely by a rare breed of ticks that live and breed inside the mouths of Alpacas.
The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland

It is time to pick our new champion!
Which joke/pun/malaprop/hilarious insight will enter the comedy hall of fame that goes along with being a Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War Champion this week?
Your votes will decide!
Enter your vote in comments and share with all those you know and love or just put up with because they post funny memes!
This week’s contestants:

1. What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?�Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!

2.)A man found his scalp was especially itchy and went to a doctor.
The doctor found small insects on his scalp. She asked him, “Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?”
“No,” the man said, “it’s all been alpaca lice.”

08/23/2024

Who can resist those eyes? 💗

08/21/2024

Wait a second. A cat on a leash? Yes, it's possible! Did you know many cats respond well to leash training, which is especially helpful if they spend a lot of time outdoors? If you're new to cat ownership or have considered using a leash, this PetMD article gives you some of the essentials on how to use them successfully. Click below to learn about all the details!

Your social media feed is probably filled with cats on harnesses. But harnessing a cat takes patience and positive reinforcement. Here’s how to train your cat to walk on a leash.

08/19/2024

Tonight a super moon, and a blue moon, all on a Moonday! Also it’s time for a

Sheehy Animal Hospital
Monday Multiple Choice!

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A - The Good Housekeeping Seal of Disapproval
B - “He was clearly safe!!! Who let a seal be umpire?!?”
C - After practicing their celebration all summer, neither the seal nor the penguin caught a touchdown pass the whole season.
D - 🎶”you’re the one that I want,
(the one that I want)
ooh-ooh-ooh honey
The one I need, oh, yes indeed!”🎶
E - “It’s not fair! Why is it every time we play YOU get to be Batman and I have to be The Penguin?!?”

08/19/2024

Whether you have a playful puppy or a wise senior pet, regular physical activity has a host of benefits. Start today by taking an extra long walk or engaging in a fun game of fetch! Your pet will thank you with wagging tails and purrs. Contact us for a further assessment if they are reluctant to exercise or seem out of the ordinary. sheehyanimalhospital.com

08/16/2024

The winner of the last Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War:

2 Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It heard it was a “bird of pray”

It is time to pick our new champion!
Which joke/pun/malaprop/hilarious insight will enter the comedy hall of fame that goes along with being a Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War Champion this week?
Your votes will decide!
Enter your vote in comments and share with all those you know and love or just put up with because they post funny memes!
This week’s contestants:

1 - What do ticks and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They’re both Paris sights.

2 - The population of the countryside were almost wiped out entirely by a rare breed of ticks that live and breed inside the mouths of Alpacas.
The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland.

08/16/2024

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08/14/2024

Protect your dog or cat with our team at Sheehy Animal Hospital this season. As the weather warms up, so does the risk of your furry friends encountering fleas and ticks. Safeguard your pet's health by bringing it to our veterinary clinic for a thorough examination and preventative treatments. Schedule a visit today and give your pet the protection they deserve! sheehyanimalhospital.com

08/13/2024

Are late Mondays still Monday enough? They must be because here is this week’s…

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Monday Multiple Choice!

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A - “No, Mike… I do not want to dip!”
B - Meerkat Sumo School
C- “NO! For the last time! It’s NOT Hakuna Tomato!”
D - “I can’t let you go in the water, Mort! We’re Meerkats not Mercats! You’ll drown!!”
E - Pivotal scene in The Meerfather Part II - “I know it was you, Timon, and you broke my heart. YOU BROKE MY HEART!”

08/12/2024

Notice your furry friend experiencing sudden changes in appetite or frequent vomiting? These could be signs of an undiagnosed intestinal condition like Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD). Pet owners can always do their part by recognizing the symptoms or utilizing common sense prevention methods discussed in this recent article below.

Inflammatory bowel disease, or IBD, is a chronic gastrointestinal condition that causes vomiting and diarrhea in dogs. Learn the causes, treatment, and prevention of IBD in dogs.

08/09/2024

The winner of the last Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War:

What did the Big Bad Wolf do after his workout?
He huffed and he puffed.

It is time to pick our new champion!
Which joke/pun/malaprop/hilarious insight will enter the comedy hall of fame that goes along with being a Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War Champion this week?
Your votes will decide!
Enter your vote in comments and share with all those you know and love or just put up with because they post funny memes!
This week’s contestants:

1 - What’s a hawk’s favorite TV show? “America’s Got Talons”

2 - Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It heard it was a “bird of pray”

08/09/2024

My dog's face when we arrive for a dental cleaning... 🐶

08/07/2024

Did you know skin allergies can affect our beloved furry friends too? Atopic dermatitis in dogs is a common condition that causes itchy and inflamed skin, leading to discomfort for your pet. Luckily, Spruce Pets has comprehensively explained this condition to help you recognize the symptoms and seek appropriate treatment. Stay informed and keep your pet healthy!

Atopic dermatitis affects a dog's skin is and can lead to major discomfort and infection due to allergies. Learn the causes, treatment, and prevention.

08/05/2024

Choosing between wet or dry food for your furry friend can be tough. Wet food is great for providing hydration and can be more flavorful for picky eaters, while dry food helps promote dental health and is often more convenient to store. Whichever you choose, make sure it meets your dog's nutritional needs! Call our vet if you need more help with your pup's nutrition plan. sheehyanimalhospital.com

08/04/2024

08/03/2024

The winner of the last Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War:
A tie:

Why was the chicken so funny?
She’s a comedi-hen!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost?
A poultry-geist!

It is time to pick our new champion!
Which joke/pun/malaprop/hilarious insight will enter the comedy hall of fame that goes along with being a Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War Champion this week?
Your votes will decide!
Enter your vote in comments and share with all those you know and love or just put up with because they post funny memes!
This week’s contestants:

1 - What did the Big Bad Wolf do after his workout?
He huffed and he puffed.

2 - Why did the wolf go to the smoke shop?
He was looking for a new pack.

08/02/2024

Our pets at Sheehy Animal Hospital deserve the best care possible! August is National Immunization Awareness Month, and we're reminding our pet owners about the importance of vaccinating their furry companions. It's one of the best preventative measures you can take to keep them healthy for years to come. Visit our clinic today for all your pet healthcare needs! sheehyanimalhospital.com

07/31/2024

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07/29/2024

Some Mondays are the Mondayest Monday of all Mondays.
But that’s GOOD !

Mondays even at their Mondayest are the source of…

Sheehy Animal Hospital
Monday Multiple Choice!

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A - The call of the North American Karen Bird
B - They were excited to get together to talk! Usually they just tweet.
C - Although she tried to make an argument, she knew she was out on a limb.
D - Scene from this fall’s E! And NatGeo combo project “Real Nestwives of Yosemite.”
E - Scene from the new Animal Planet show, “Bird Cops.”

07/29/2024

Do you have an indoor cat? Many of our clients who visit Sheehy Animal Hospital want to know what to do if their cat spends most of their time indoors. We recommended incorporating interactive toys like feather wands or laser pointers into your cat's daily routine to stimulate their natural instincts and provide mental enrichment. Share some of your ideas below for other cat lovers. sheehyanimalhospital.com

07/26/2024

The winner of the last Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War:

How do goldfish send messages?�By using the fishnet!

It is time to pick our new June 1st champion!
Which joke/pun/malaprop/hilarious insight will enter the comedy hall of fame that goes along with being a Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War Champion this week?
Your votes will decide!
Enter your vote in comments and share with all those you know and love or just put up with because they post funny memes!
This week’s contestants
(and all apologies to fans of Laugh-In for the chicken jokes)

1. Why was the chicken so funny?
She’s a comedi-hen!

2. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost?
A poultry-geist!

07/26/2024

Don't let them catch them off guard! 🐶

07/24/2024

As the temperatures rise and more adventures await this summer, it's important to be aware of the potential dangers your furry friend may encounter. They can face many possible obstacles, from heat stroke and dehydration to ticks and parasites. Keep them healthy all summer long by visiting our veterinarian for anything you need. sheehyanimalhospital.com

07/23/2024

Best thing about baby models? You only need a short runway!
Savannah is wearing our new Sheehy Animal Hospital Tiny Animal Lover Onesie, now available at Sheehy Animal Hospital.
Way to work, Savannah! 🐾

07/22/2024

Who's taking their pet along for the summer trips? Whether you're hitting the road, sailing the seas, or soaring through the skies, ensuring your pet travels safely is a must! Luckily, our pals at the Humane Society have drool-worthy tips in their latest blog post. Before you and your fur-baby embark on your next adventure, give it a read for a paws-itively smooth journey!

Tips to keep your pet safe while transporting them by car, airplane, ship or train

07/22/2024

On Monday, December 1, 1913, Henry Ford installed the first moving assembly line.
On Monday, March 20, 1916, Albert Einstein published his Theory of General Relativity.
On Monday March 9, 1959, Barbie was introduced at the American International Toy Fair.
Without Monday we wouldn’t have enough cars, know that E=mc2, or have seen the $1.44 billion summer blockbuster.
Also, without Monday we wouldn’t have the…

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Monday Multiple Choice!

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A - Angelope
B - “Help! I’m literally being goosed!”
C - After 2 hours pulling to get his head back out, Chris the Crane promised never to tailgate again.
D - “Last Red Bull I ever drink!”
E - 🎶And I wonder, still I wonder,
Who’ll stop the crane?🎶
F - The special effects budget for the Clash of the Titans remake was pretty low

07/20/2024

The winner of the last Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War:

1. Where do vultures retire to?
A Condorminium

It is time to pick our new June 1st champion!
Which joke/pun/malaprop/hilarious insight will enter the comedy hall of fame that goes along with being a Sheehy Animal Hospital Joke War Champion this week?
Your votes will decide!
Enter your vote in comments and share with all those you know and love or just put up with because they post funny memes!
This week’s contestants:

1 - My Goldfish are named "one" and "two".
If one dies, i still have two.

2 - How do goldfish send messages?
By using the fish net!

07/19/2024

Are you new to the area and on the lookout for a trustworthy veterinarian? Look no further! Our experienced team at Sheehy Animal Hospital is dedicated to providing top-notch care for your furry family members. With glowing reviews from happy pet owners and state-of-the-art facilities, your pets will be safe with us. Don't hesitate to reach out and schedule an appointment today! sheehyanimalhospital.com

07/17/2024

As the summer temperatures start to rise, it's essential for pet owners to be extra vigilant about their furry friend's well-being. Spruce is here to help with fantastic tips on keeping your pets safe and cool during the hot months ahead. From providing plenty of fresh water and shade to never leaving them in a hot car, it's good to "freshen" up your knowledge.

Summer is filled with lots of outdoor fun, but it can come with some hazards for dogs, too. Follow these tips to protect your dog from summer safety hazards like hot weather, hot pavement, and more.

07/15/2024

Monday.
In 2012, 2018, and now in 2024, we have 53 Mondays.
53 times mourning the passing weekend.
Awful.
BUT it also means we get 53…

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Monday Multiple Choice!
Special Tuesday edition!

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A - But none in Sleepy Hollow ever went out on the ice. For they know the Headless Penguin was not just legend!
B - “Gosh darn it, Paul! I told you you’d forget your head if it wasn’t screwed on!”
C- The other penguins grew jealous as Perry won yet another limbo championship
D - Peter was not very driven. He just wanted to get ahead.
E - As the CEO search took a bad turn, Parker realized he should have checked credentials before hiring that headhunter.
F - The new live action Happy Feet movie gets really dark.