Hassler Dressage

11/24/2024

Painting a banana (with peels) really helps my guests not hit their heads on the low ceiling and dangerous pie steps on the way down to the 1st floor in my 1863 town house. I just say “watch the banana” and they duck and look at the steps 😂

11/24/2024

11/24/2024

Discovered that the vegetable drawers can hold 28 bottles of water.
M 35, don’t have a banana 

11/24/2024

Someone else posted a photo of their retirement clock, so I thought I’d share mine. What really makes this dull is that I inherited it.
Male, 86, size 12.
I sold my banana for $6.5 million.

11/24/2024

Am I the only one who goes to a salad place and orders everything except the salad? I'm not a fan of greens unless it's butter lettuce, so I just get the toppings and dressing. What's the weirdest thing you've ever ordered at a restaurant?

11/24/2024

Our dog has this awful habit. He eats the litter from the cat’s litter box.
He is a rescue, spent some time in a flaying-house (almost terminated, because he has a limping leg, and he’s black, obviously noone wants black dogs), then some time in a dog shelter. In the process, he had some trauma: he is terrified of the incoming message sound of Facebook Messenger.
So, I just ordered a gadget that plays a sound when a door opens, and I plan to mount it inside the litter box (it has a trap door). I chose one that can play a personalized message – FB Messenger ching.
Now I’m wondering if this is too cruel or not. Any opinions?

11/24/2024

I am Belgian, and have no affiliation at all with American food except for Coca Cola and Le Big Mac. I got offered an American breakfast box as a gift and inside where bagels instead of croissants.

Please educate me, how are you supposed to eat this? Slice them in halve? Am I supposed to cut out the middle part of the cheese? Does American cheese come in round slices? Do I peel it like a banana? Cut it like a sausage? Dip it in hot sauce?

For every person that tells me to fry it, god will kill a husky puppy.

Male - 37 years on this planet-shoe size 42.5 - eats croissant every other day - likes to use the airplane v***r lines in the sky to play imaginary OXO.

11/24/2024

I picked up a new vintage chef bottle holder today at goodwill. He's the lush guzzling guy. I grabbed a couple bottles I've been holding for his photo op. I like the presentation chef but he's not going to keep the cork submerged. The new drinking chef seems totally good with tipping a bottle. I like him.
Bottles of wine for scale
M US 64 wear 11's

Edit- 1994 Ruffino my son gave me and I'll hold it forever. The 2004 Travaglini Gattinara i saved since I first tasted really good red wine.

11/24/2024

Not me spending 10 frustrating minutes trying to unwrap this cheese before I realized that WAS the cheese… 😏

11/24/2024

I’ve owned four washing machines in my life so far, and this is the only one that does this to duvet sets 😖 They end up all twisted inside themselves and it takes ages to unravel and tease it all out again. Is it the machine? Am I doing something wrong?

11/24/2024

Do we enjoy organizing more than the average non-dull person? I tend to think so.

I have had a couple recent experiences that have me thinking.

How do we know when to stop?

Example, not paying attention to the time, spent several hours just labeling one of those units with small plastic drawers to organize the several pounds of resistors bought off eBay.

Thank you!

11/24/2024

Hello fellow dullsters.

I am an Adjunct Professor of Blacksmithing and Sculpture. When I came in on my day off today, I was pleasantly surprised to find a student project that I’m sure you all can relate to.

Context is missing as the student was not present, nor is this even one of my students. If they are indeed back in a few hours, I will update

M 38 US

Bananas at 3:1 scale

11/24/2024

First time posting. Tis the season to put up our toys and enjoy our rust buckets. I'm a car person and I find joy in driving vehicles that are sh*tboxes. There's a certain calming feeling I find in knowing it's reliable but not good for much else lol. Paid scrap value for this and it runs like a champ. Does anyone else share this feeling? M33 9.5 and no Banana for reference.

11/24/2024

This carrot came out of our garden like this. I have never seen this before. Didn't think I had to place the seeds right way up?
Smallish banana for scale, not from our garden.

11/24/2024

I decided to try something foreign to me. So, here are my first ever American biscuits, straight from the oven. I hope to pluck up the courage to try making American gravy to go with them once I have had a lie down.
EDIT: I am overwhelmed by the incredible amount of likes and comments for my post. Thank you to every one of you. I did make the sausage gravy to go with the biscuits. We found it very rich to eat on its own, but we will try biscuits and gravy as part of our breakfast tomorrow, with eggs. This is an amazing community which I am so happy to be a part of. I just hope I don't get banned for causing so much excitement! 😉

11/24/2024

I was hungry just now, so I ordered a takeaway. But when I opened it, I noticed a very special package. I was shocked by my vision for the first time.
Don't get me wrong, this is wet wipes. Bananas don't fit here. Haha. 🤣🤣