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12/19/2024

Half a cow according to my friend
He has an agreement with a local farmer. You buy the whole cow and you get an incredible discount. For whatever reason is convenient to the farmer and you get a lot of meat but very cheap.

He divides it in two with a guy that divides it with his friends and he divides his with 8 other guys.

12/19/2024

I hate to brag, but I do live near the lake with the longest name in the US.

12/19/2024

When Royal Air Force pilots discovered chocolate-coated marshmallow teacakes expanded at high altitudes, they became “the subject of some rather unscientific in-flight experiments” in the 1950s.
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Air crews removed their silver foil packaging and perched them around the cabin for observation: The marshmallows swelled as pressure changed. Eventually, they became too big to eat in one bite. ⁠
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Many noted that, despite the extreme physical effects, the expansion didn’t compromise the taste. ⁠
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But the expanding teacakes’ fame was short-lived. After a period of marshmallow fever aboard the V-Bombers departing from Gaydon air base, an explosion put a stop to the fun. ⁠
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During the summer of 1965, a captain and student pilot forgot they had placed unwrapped teacakes above their instrument panels. When the captain pulled an emergency depressurizing switch during a training mission, the treats erupted. ⁠
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Shards of chocolate and marshmallow hit the windshield, flight controls, and the mens’ uniforms. Shortly thereafter, the RAF put marshmallows on their no-fly list.

12/19/2024

Has this happened to anyone? This is the really expensive zero carb bread. This is too expensive to just toss out and go buy a new loaf. Can I go in and exchange this with out a receipt? Every single piece of bread is like this besides the first one! 😩

12/19/2024

What's normally a very dull place has been really jazzed up. It's almost too exciting to use.

M35 size 9 boots no bananas as I didn't want to bring it into the toilet.

Edit: for those asking this is the Arboretum garden centre in Co. Carlow Ireland.

12/19/2024

What can I do with this space that’s been empty since we moved here 8 years ago. It’s part of the family room. (orders a few wall handmade decor from the tedooo app but thinking what i should add more)

12/19/2024

Have lived with my lady since 1990. Married 31 years and raised 2 great kids who have now moved out. In those 33 years our cutlery drawer has been a hotchpotch of mixed cutlery sets, splaydes that never got used, plastic kid friendly spoons and stupid, little mixy things the daughter used for protein shakes.
This week I took it upon myself to streamline the drawer and bought 2 matching cutlery sets (on special, of course).
No dessert spoons or splaydes other unnecessary items. Just knives, forks, spoons and teaspoons. The uniformity has given me unbridled bliss. I don't know why I waited this long.

12/19/2024

Good morning all you beautiful people. I have not posted anything in a quite a while but I have been enjoying all the stories you share of your mostly anything but dull lives. This post however, will be truly dull. We often hear how impossible it is to understand women, but I am having a crisis of understanding my husband. Now don't get me wrong, I love him dearly. We have had 24 wonderful years together and still counting. But recently he has started a thing I cannot comprehend. Every day when I get home from work, I come in the house to be immediately, assaulted by my 3 lovely German Shepherds who have been at home all day with the spare human. (I am obviously their favorite). When I manage to free myself from their enthusiastic greeting, I set my things on the kitchen counter and then head to the bathroom. It is here that I see that once again, hubby dear has done this thing. Laying on the sink top, there is a little strip of tissue. The strip is usually only 2 squares. The one pictured is 3. I have not yet asked him about this strange behavior. I usually just toss the pieces. But I have begun to wonder, if I don't dispose of them will he add to it each day? Will he just leave the one? I think I will wait and see. Size 6 but a 7 feels so good I buy an 8. Bananas baked into bread yesterday.
UPDATE: I was home all day today and nothing has changed. I am back at work tomorrow and I will let all y'all know of any new developments. 🫤
I HAVE AN ANSWER!!! But it's too personal so I can't tell you. LOL Just kidding. So, I got home from work tonight and when I looked in the bathroom, the same 3 sheets, that I had not removed, were still there, although their position had been altered. So as y'all are wanting answers here we go. We have all been focused on those three tiny sheets of tissue, but do remember the 3 German Shepherds? If you know anything about dogs, you know that you can't go anywhere without them following you. This includes the bat

12/19/2024

Banana for Scale

Couldn’t resist…
51 year old compulsive dad joker with too much time (and technology) on my hands.

12/17/2024

When I was younger my family always watched a few old yet classic Christmas movies in the beginning of December to get into our holiday mood. The last two weeks I have mentioned it to my girlfriend at least once a day, hoping that tonight would be the night. But for some reason “we” always have something more important to watch after dinner.

But tonight it finally happened, and I could not be more happy.

M, 24, trying to ignore my girlfriend snoring next to me (10 min in)

12/17/2024

Found this shopping list in my grocery cart today. I hope whoever wrote this got everything on the list.

M40 Virginia 10.5 no banana for scale as I just walked into the store and the bananas are at the back.

**To address the concerns some have expressed. It was lightly raining and the carts had just been brought in. That’s why the paper is wet.**

12/17/2024

You wake up and open your front door and see this. What's your next move?

My next move would be Hawai'i

12/17/2024

First time “growing” carrots! Overwhelmed with options for dinner.

12/17/2024

So earlier this evening I stroll into my local tesco store, as I make my way through the produce aisle, I am suddenly confronted by a sight that stops me dead in my tracks. The price tag beneath the cucumbers proudly displays a shocking 89p! Can you believe it?

Now, I understand that cucumbers are a delightful addition to any salad or refreshing snack, but 89p for a single cucumber? It's madness! I couldn't help but stand there, contemplating this sight I mean, who knew cucumbers had become the new hot commodity?

In my state of disbelief, I couldn't help but wonder: are these cucumbers made of pure gold? Do they possess some hidden superpowers that warrant such a hefty price tag? Or perhaps they've been trained in the art of cucumber karate?

is there a secret cucumber black market I should be aware of?
Because this has got me in a right old pickle 🥒

No banana 🍌 but I think a couple of them
Would be cheaper than a single cucumber 👍

12/17/2024

WTD w/ this awkward space?
So we have the small space to the right when you walk in the main entry. It is big enough to do something with but not big enough to do much. Some family has recommended adding fake trees (the faux birch branches). I’m open to decor ideas and functional ideas as well. Let hear your thoughts!
note* area is 5‘ 3“ L x 1‘ 3“ W and it has an outlet

12/17/2024

(CANADIAN HERE)

i went to dinner with my mother last night.
We go for dinner weekly, and swap turns for the payment each week.

I had to pay cash this time, and i had a cup worth about $150 in toonies. The bill came, so i dumped a certain amount out of my hand to start counting. My mom said i should tip at least $6.

The bill came, it was $46.02. I planned to tip $6 for %15.

I dumped my change in my hand, counted it out, it came to $52 flat. My mom said “did you just randomly pour out $52?” I thought about it, and realized i did. I got overly excited when she said that, recounted the change i dumped out, and noticed its the exact amount i needed. Perfect way to end a dull day!

12/17/2024

Getting my two passports (Colombian and Dutch) ready for my yearly trip back home to Colombia next week, I suddenly realized I had never counted quite precisely how many countries I can live and work in, thanks to my two citizenships (turns out it’s 40 countries!)

Then I set to intentionally write down the first dull or lame thing that came to mind when thinking of those countries.

(Note: I’m not including the largely positive experiences I’ve had with people from said countries!)

Austria: Anton aus Tirol
Belgium: Waffels

Bulgaria: Men with last names ending in “ov” and women with “ova”

Croatia: too many tourists
Cyprus: Casinos
Czech Republic: young backpackers with rat-tails
Denmark: The Netherlands part 2
Estonia: potatoes
Finland: sauna’s
France: people arguing (loudly) over politics
Germany: no time for fun
Greece: see France
Hungary: Palinka!
Iceland: elves
Ireland: proper Guinness
Italy: people arguing about badly-made pasta sauce

Latvia: Paganism
Liechtenstein: (skiing?)
Lithuania: Basketball
Luxembourg: rich kids drunk-crashing the cars they get from their parents on their 18th birthday.
Malta: see Cyprus
Netherlands: second home
Norway: “we are closed for holidays”
Poland: John Paul II
Portugal: people looking like they want to cry but they can’t for some reason.
Romania: young people trying to leave the country
Slovakia: okay beer
Slovenia: cycling
Spain: people arguing loudly about football
Sweden: posh

Argentina: see Spain, France and Greece
Brazil: people moving their hips
Colombia: home (and see Brazil too)
Chile: impossible Spanish
Uruguay: “them and Argentina should be one country”
Paraguay: Guaraní
Bolivia: impossibly high mountains
Peru: funny Spanish
Guyana: jungle
Surinam: the country in South America nobody in South America has never heard of.

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