
12/23/2024
I was unjustly put on the naughty list. I was in a deep sleep and when I woke up, you were gone. I knew someone had taken you and that you were never coming back! I checked every room, leaving no blanket unturned. I thought I caught a break in the kitchen, when I spotted the plates in the sink. but I made sure they were clean, they didn't know anything. That's when I noticed the trashcan smelled a little off, I tried to pry out his secrets, we wrestled, but he was holding out on me. That's when I found it... thinking it was soooo clever, crouching down, all sneaky-like, behind that large box on the dark side of the counter. But I recognized it, that big softy! I knew if I tore into it a few times, it would spill its guts. I was a couple of shakes short of it revealing your whereabouts when you mysteriously returned from the void... and that's why I was interrogating your sweater; it had to be done; it was the only way to save you.