10/31/2025
We have no idea how this is possible. A 2-year-old Anatolian Shepherd mix who’s gorgeous, hilarious, and glows like sunshine wrapped in fur—and yet she’s been waiting 70 days in rescue? Someone call the adoption police, because this is a crime of affection left unclaimed. Share Zazzie like you’re sharing the last donut at the office—because this girl deserves her forever family yesterday.
Journal Entry, Day 70
Zazzie | Female | Anatolian Shepherd Mix | 2 Years Old | 52 Pounds of Velcro Sass
Dear Journal,
Day 70. Seventy. Seven. Zero. I’ve given up trying to understand why I’m still here. I’m 52 pounds of extroverted fluff, a certified people magnet, and the unofficial mayor of “Too Close-ville.” Personal space? Never met her. If my human moves, I move. If they blink, I blink back. If they breathe—guess who’s breathing with them? Me. It’s called commitment.
I love everyone: dogs, humans, mail carriers, that one sketchy lawn ornament down the street. My foster says I have “big golden retriever energy” in a shepherd’s body—which feels accurate, because my hobbies include greeting everyone, supervising everything, and loving my people like it’s my life’s purpose (because it is).
A Day in the Life of Zazzie: “The Velcro Diaries: Stuck on You”
6:00 AM: Alarm goes off. I’m already awake. Watching. Waiting.
7:00 AM: Morning zoomies. Followed by breakfast surveillance. Quality control is important.
8:30 AM: Es**rt human to bathroom. Privacy is a myth.
10:00 AM: Neighborhood patrol. I wave (with my tail) at everyone.
12:00 PM: Nap beside human’s feet. Bonus points if I can touch their shoe.
3:00 PM: Zoomies. Again. Because balance.
5:00 PM: Greet neighbors like a campaign rally. Kiss babies. Shake paws.
8:00 PM: Couch cuddles. Heavy sighs. Judge TV show choices.
Bedtime: Attempt to merge souls with human. Sleep like a stuffed marshmallow.
Checklist: Why You Need This Velcro Supermodel
✅ Social Butterfly: Dogs? Yes. People? Yes. Kids? Absolutely. She’s the dog equivalent of “the friend who hugs everyone at parties.”
✅ Cat Compatibility: Depends on your cat’s cardio tolerance. If your feline likes a good chase, congratulations—you’ve just adopted a personal trainer.
✅ Energy Level: 7/10
Enough pep to keep up, but not enough to make you tired of her.
✅ Training: Potty trained. Leash pro.
✅ Barking: Minimal. She’s not out here narrating life; she’s living it.
✅ Car Rides: Loves them. Will absolutely attempt to co-pilot. Buckle her in or prepare for scenic detours.
✅ House Manners: Excellent, unless you count trying to occupy the same exact square foot of space as her human.
Zazzie is that perfect mix of goofy, loyal, and loving—equal parts emotional support floof and social director. She’s playful, affectionate, and dedicated to the art of togetherness. She’s not just a dog; she’s your shadow, your supervisor, your unlicensed emotional support life coach.
📍 Pickup Location: Midwest City, OK
📝 Apply here: https://www.pyrpawsandfluffytailsrescue.com/adoption-app
Adopt Zazzie, and say goodbye to solitude forever. Because she’s not just sticking by your side—she’s staying there.
