
04/10/2025
📝 Annual Review Complete: Meatball the Feline Employee 🐾
We just wrapped up our yearly performance review with Meatball, our purrfessional office cat. Highlights include:
🎯 Goals for the Year:
* Increase daily naps by 25%
* Secure more treats (also up 25%)
* Continue stealth desk invasions
* Maintain excellence in keyboard-walking and video call photobombing
✨ Performance Notes:
* Nap productivity is already trending upward, especially in sunbeams and boxes.
* Treat negotiations are ongoing… Meatball remains a relentless advocate for snack-based compensation.
* Morale impact: off the charts. 🐾
We're proud of our furry team member. Here's to another year of whiskered excellence! 🐱💼